The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Promised Land (2014)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : [Elena missed with catapult, window shatters, Damon hears on phone] What the hell was that?
Stefan Salvatore : The Travelers drained us of our blood... and we've had to do a little bit of hunting
Damon Salvatore : You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?
Stefan Salvatore : And believe me, she's no happier about it than I am.
Damon Salvatore : Mm-hmm. She'll shoot your eye out.
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Elena Gilbert : Are you okay?
[kisses Damon]
Damon Salvatore : What was that for?
Elena Gilbert : I had a really crappy day... and I needed it.
[shakes her head]
Elena Gilbert : I thought I was never gonna see you again, and I couldn't think of a worse way to die.
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Caroline Forbes : [patronizing] You think drawing Markos to your house is the best idea?
Damon Salvatore : It's the only idea. Unless your body-snatched ex-boyfriend in the basement can help.
Caroline Forbes : [scoffs] Julian is not Tyler, therefore he has no reason to help us. So until I figure out a way to get Tyler back, he's just extra baggage.
Damon Salvatore : Listen to me. There's no shame in giving up. I mean, aren't we all a little sick of Tyler?
Caroline Forbes : You know what? Your whole I'm-too-cool-to-care thing is really starting to get old. And don't think for one second that I believe your mood has nothing to do with Elena.
Damon Salvatore : Spare me the unsolicited relationship advice.
Caroline Forbes : Fine! Keep your torture-happy hands off of Tyler until I figure something out.
[with disdain:]
Caroline Forbes : I don't abandon the people that I care about.
[turns, leaves]