The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Promised Land (2014)
Paul Wesley: Stefan Salvatore
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : [Elena missed with catapult, window shatters, Damon hears on phone] What the hell was that?
Stefan Salvatore : The Travelers drained us of our blood... and we've had to do a little bit of hunting
Damon Salvatore : You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?
Stefan Salvatore : And believe me, she's no happier about it than I am.
Damon Salvatore : Mm-hmm. She'll shoot your eye out.
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Elena Gilbert : [walking back] I think I just hallucinated a unicorn.
Stefan Salvatore : Mm. Maybe Caroline's nearby.
Elena Gilbert : [chuckles] If Caroline was here, we'd have a fully-catered buffet by the side of the road. And a rainbow.
Stefan Salvatore : Two rainbows.
Elena Gilbert : [chuckles] That's funny. You know, when we were younger, I couldn't decide what was more annoying, her control-freakiness, or... her delusional positivity. But right now, honestly, there isn't a single person I wish was here more.
Stefan Salvatore : Control-freakiness never really bugged me.
Elena Gilbert : Yeah, but you didn't have to build a Barbie castle with her in the second grade.
Stefan Salvatore : It's true. But I do know this. If Caroline Forbes was here right now, we would both be laughing.
Elena Gilbert : We're so pathetic. You know what? Let's put on our best Caroline Forbes hats, shall we? All right, universe. Enough screwing around. Ready for the good stuff. Theme dance or block party, maybe?