- Damon Salvatore: [Elena missed with catapult, window shatters, Damon hears on phone] What the hell was that?
- Stefan Salvatore: The Travelers drained us of our blood... and we've had to do a little bit of hunting
- Damon Salvatore: You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?
- Stefan Salvatore: And believe me, she's no happier about it than I am.
- Damon Salvatore: Mm-hmm. She'll shoot your eye out.
- Elena Gilbert: Are you okay?
- [kisses Damon]
- Damon Salvatore: What was that for?
- Elena Gilbert: I had a really crappy day... and I needed it.
- [shakes her head]
- Elena Gilbert: I thought I was never gonna see you again, and I couldn't think of a worse way to die.
- Liv Parker: [in diner] I ordered us waffles. I figured our last meal wouldn't be complete until we poured liquid sugar all over it.
- Luke Parker: Mm. My ray-of-sunshine sister.
- Liv Parker: The coven's pissed, Luke. You were supposed to hide Stefan and Elena from the Travelers, and you practically delivered them on a silver platter.
- Luke Parker: How was I supposed to know that Casper the English ghost would be a complication?
- Liv Parker: That is not the point. We were never supposed to let things get this far. We got sucked into some stupid let's-be-friends trap.
- Luke Parker: These people are nice, okay? More than I can say for our screwed-up family.
- [sudden earthquake rattles diner]
- Luke Parker: What are you doing?
- Liv Parker: It's not me. Like I said, the coven is pissed.
- Luke Parker: Fine! I'm listening!
- Liv Parker: We were supposed to keep the doppelgangers from falling into Markos' hands. We failed.
- [shakes her head]
- Liv Parker: We can't let them succeed at taking away our magic. There's only one move left. We have to kill Stefan and Elena.
- Elena Gilbert: [walking back] I think I just hallucinated a unicorn.
- Stefan Salvatore: Mm. Maybe Caroline's nearby.
- Elena Gilbert: [chuckles] If Caroline was here, we'd have a fully-catered buffet by the side of the road. And a rainbow.
- Stefan Salvatore: Two rainbows.
- Elena Gilbert: [chuckles] That's funny. You know, when we were younger, I couldn't decide what was more annoying, her control-freakiness, or... her delusional positivity. But right now, honestly, there isn't a single person I wish was here more.
- Stefan Salvatore: Control-freakiness never really bugged me.
- Elena Gilbert: Yeah, but you didn't have to build a Barbie castle with her in the second grade.
- Stefan Salvatore: It's true. But I do know this. If Caroline Forbes was here right now, we would both be laughing.
- Elena Gilbert: We're so pathetic. You know what? Let's put on our best Caroline Forbes hats, shall we? All right, universe. Enough screwing around. Ready for the good stuff. Theme dance or block party, maybe?
- Caroline Forbes: [patronizing] You think drawing Markos to your house is the best idea?
- Damon Salvatore: It's the only idea. Unless your body-snatched ex-boyfriend in the basement can help.
- Caroline Forbes: [scoffs] Julian is not Tyler, therefore he has no reason to help us. So until I figure out a way to get Tyler back, he's just extra baggage.
- Damon Salvatore: Listen to me. There's no shame in giving up. I mean, aren't we all a little sick of Tyler?
- Caroline Forbes: You know what? Your whole I'm-too-cool-to-care thing is really starting to get old. And don't think for one second that I believe your mood has nothing to do with Elena.
- Damon Salvatore: Spare me the unsolicited relationship advice.
- Caroline Forbes: Fine! Keep your torture-happy hands off of Tyler until I figure something out.
- [with disdain:]
- Caroline Forbes: I don't abandon the people that I care about.
- [turns, leaves]
- Julian (in the body of Tyler): [chained Traveler] Stop hovering. It's weird.
- Caroline Forbes: You're permanently inhabiting the former love of my life. Let's debate the levels of weird.
- Julian (in the body of Tyler): If he's "former," then why do you care?
- Caroline Forbes: Because he's a person... whose life you stole without asking. He deserves to be fought for.
- Julian (in the body of Tyler): Whatever.
- Liv Parker: [to Elena, while casting spell] I'm sorry, I really am. But we need to make the doppelganger blood useless. One of you has to die.
- Luke Parker: [Stefan in his sights] It doesn't matter which one, really.
- Elena Gilbert: What's the matter? Your magic sputter out?
- Liv Parker: Luke, it's started! The spell's started!