New Tricks (TV Series)

Tender Loving Care (2014)

Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing

Quotes 

• [Sasha takes her first sip of tea in several days, and sighs with enjoyment] 

  Gerry Standing : If I'd known it was that easy to make a woman moan, I would have called myself Earl Grey.

• Gerry Standing : Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

• [first lines] 

  Gerry Standing : We're going to be about as popular as a fart in a spacesuit.

  Danny Griffin : Can we go home now?

  DCI Sasha Miller : Yep. You might just enjoy yourselves.

  Bouncer : Awright, you can come in, but you lot... no way. Strip club's 'round the corner.

  DCI Sasha Miller : [showing warrant card]  Yep, they're with me.

  Gerry Standing : And we're on business!

• [Steve is texting while they walk] 

  Gerry Standing : We're trolling down here on a totally pointless... Are you listening to any of this?

  Steve McAndrew : Yean, I'm doing it.

  Gerry Standing : Can you give us five grand and pay me bar bill for a year?

  Steve McAndrew : Of course; no problem, yeah, yeah.