- Dr. Ludwig: Nasty, nasty, nasty. Whew. Congratulations, Mr. Compton. They said it could not be done, but you have thoroughly grossed me out.
- Dr. Ludwig: [to Bill] How many days ago do you believe you were infected? Don't look to her. I'm the one that asked you the question.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I gotta say, Dr. Ludwig, I'm a little curious about your bedside manner.
- Dr. Ludwig: Newsflash... sometimes monogamy means one thing to hopelessly romantic blonde girls and something altogether different to their vampire lovers.
- Bill Compton: We are no longer lovers.
- Dr. Ludwig: Are you sure she knows that?
- Sarah Newlin: I don't judge. I don't judge least - judge not, you least judge. I'm not alone. I don't-- you have to make me be alone. I'm here. I felt my heart in the path and this light, the light of love, the light of God. Please, I've led a good life. Y'all are the only two men I've slept with so can you just go away?