Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Mazel Tina (2014)
H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Jimmy Jr., Justin, Aunt Frida
Quotes
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Louise Belcher : For my Bat Mitzvah, I just want a gift certificate.
Bob Belcher : Louise, you're not getting a Bat Mitzvah.
Louise Belcher : I know because I'm getting a gift certificate.
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Bob Belcher : [When Bob refuses to cater for Tammy's bat mitzvah] No way.
Tina Belcher : Dad, you have to!
Bob Belcher : No, I don't, Tina. I... I don't like catering. You guys always wander off and leave me with all the work.
Tina Belcher : Dad, this is the only way I get to go to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah!
Bob Belcher : Tina, this isn't going to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah. It's working at it. Won't it be awkward for you with all your friends there as guests?
Tina Belcher : You don't understand! This is my way in! She's having B-FOS from all around the world!
[flops down on the seats]
Linda Belcher : [as she's comforting Tina] All right, calm down. That's it. Get all the blood to your head. Let it flow.
Bob Belcher : Does it really mean that much to you?
Tina Belcher : [sits up with her face all red] Yes! Look at my face!
Bob Belcher : Oh, my God.
Gene Belcher : Aah! One luftballon!
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Tammy : [to Bob] Hello? The toothpicks? That was almost a major disaster.
Bob Belcher : Uh, you're kind of exaggerating, Tammy.
Tammy : I'm exaggerating?
Bob Belcher : Yeah, I think so. A little bit.
Tammy : That is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind... ever!
Bob Belcher : You're having a hard day, I think.
Tammy : I'm having the best day of my life. It's my Bat Mitzvah.
Bob Belcher : You're a wonderful little girl.
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Linda Belcher : Bobby, I'm getting light-headed, I need some air.
Bob Belcher : Lin, you're not light-headed. You want a crepe. You've been saying crepe under your breath for ten minutes.
Linda Belcher : What?
[under her breath]
Linda Belcher : Crepe. There's crepes here?
[under her breath]
Linda Belcher : Crepe.
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Bob Belcher : Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.
Gene Belcher : If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
Bob Belcher : Gene?
Gene Belcher : Yes.
Bob Belcher : We need to stick together. I'm gonna grill and you're gonna plate.
Gene Belcher : Dad, I never realized how soulful your eyes are.