- Bob Belcher: Wait, where are the kids?
- Teddy: They're with me at the track.
- Bob Belcher: What?
- Teddy: You didn't know, Bobby?
- Bob Belcher: No.
- Teddy: You really should keep a better eye on your kids, Bobby. You know, they could end up anywhere. In this case, they're safely with me at the track. Nothing to worry about. Tina, don't touch that. Louise, get off of the track, the horses are racing! I'd better go! Bye, Bob!
- Louise Belcher: I believe in you, Mother.
- Linda Belcher: Thank you, Louise.
- Louise Belcher: You have a gift; it's going to make some people nervous. If this was 1980, you'd be burned as a witch.
- Linda Belcher: Exactly.
- Louise Belcher: On a happier note, which name do you like more: Sea Bagel, Pride of Detroit, Mudbutt, or Gelding the Lily?
- Linda Belcher: [groaning] Lily. Go with the Lily one. What is this for?
- Louise Belcher: Oh, we're renaming Tina.
- Linda Belcher: Oh! I'm glad I didn't choose Mudbutt!
- Linda Belcher: [referring to a prediction she made a few minutes before Marshmallow arrived] Tall, dark, and handsome!
- Gene Belcher: That settles it. Mom is psychic.
- Bob Belcher: No, Gene, she isn't. Marshmallow isn't handsome, she's beautiful.
- Marshmallow: [flattered] Bluuuush!
- Marshmallow: Marshmallow's in the house, now put a burger in my mouth.
- Bob Belcher: Oh, hey Marshmallow.