Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)
Bed Bugs and Beyond (2015)
Taylor Schilling: Piper Chapman
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Quotes
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Eliqua Maxwell : Unless you're working, out. Everybody out. I gave you an order, inmate.
Alex Vause : I need permission to use the toilet? May I relieve myself, teacher?
Eliqua Maxwell : Excuse me?
Piper Chapman : Alex.
Eliqua Maxwell : That's a shot.
Alex Vause : What? There are girls spraying themselves with disinfectant because this prison is swarming with bugs, but pissing is a violation? Great. I'm glad you have your priorities straight. Where are the fucking fumigators?
Eliqua Maxwell : Lower your voice, Inmate.
Alex Vause : Are they too worried to kill the bedbugs because they'll kill the cockroaches, too?
Eliqua Maxwell : Are you calling me a cockroach?
Alex Vause : It's okay. They get a bad rap.
Piper Chapman : Alex.
Eliqua Maxwell : You're going to seg, inmate.
Piper Chapman : Alex! No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know that this isn't her. She's just back here after having been out.
Eliqua Maxwell : You want a shot, too, Chapman?
Piper Chapman : Will it keep her out of SHU? Please. Come on. Hey, haven't you ever had a bad day? Like, a really really bad day?