- Tom Jumbo-Grumbo: Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree that the troops are heroes.
- BoJack Horseman: I don't agree to that. Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically, I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks; Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's O.K. to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero.
- BoJack Horseman: You know what the problem is, with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No one ever wants to hear the truth.
- Diane Nguyen: I want to hear the truth. I don't know if you want to tell it though.
- BoJack Horseman: I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.
- Laura: [confused] And... hold for Princess Carolyn.
- Princess Carolyn: BoJack! Are you watching MSNBSea right now?
- BoJack Horseman: Great question. Well, I didn't fall down on my remote, randomly changing the channel to MSNBSea, while simultaneously crippling myself, thus forcing me to watch MSNBSea. So no, I'm not watching MSNBSea right now.
- BoJack Horseman: Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and not understanding that you're a horrible person does not make you less of a horrible person.
- Pam: You think I'm pretty?
- Tom Jumbo-Grumbo: There is nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal, the Navy seal.