- [last lines]
- Jaqen H'ghar: Finally a girl is no one.
- Arya Stark: A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I'm going home.
- Lancel Lannister: Order your man to step aside or there will be violence.
- Cersei Lannister: I choose violence.
- Lord Varys: I can't go off on a secret mission in the company of the most famous dwarf in the city.
- [Varys walks off]
- Tyrion Lannister: Varys...
- [Varys looks back]
- Tyrion Lannister: The most famous dwarf in the world.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Where's the other one? The one with the yellow cloak?
- Gatins: Fuck you!
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: These are your last words? "Fuck you?" Come on, you can do better.
- Gatins: Cunt!
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You're shit at dying, you know that?
- [the Hound kills Gatins]
- Bronn: Come on, you're the one with the magic cock. You must have shown it to her by now.
- Podrick Payne: She's training me to fight.
- Bronn: Is she?
- Podrick Payne: An hour in the morning, an hour at night. Every day.
- Bronn: Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?
- Thoros of Myr: Clegane! What the fuck you doing here?
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Chasing them, you?
- Thoros of Myr: Hanging them.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Any particular reason?
- Beric Dondarrion: They're our men. Or they were. they attacked a nearby sept and murdered the villagers. Why do you want them?
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Same reason. I was helping build it. They killed a friend of mine.
- Thoros of Myr: You've got friends?
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Not anymore.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three.
- Thoros of Myr: You're getting old, Clegane.
- [the Hound kicks the barrel out from under the man with a noose around his neck]
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: He's not.
- Bronn: [referring to Jaime and Brienne] You think they're fucking?
- Podrick Payne: What? No!
- Bronn: Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?
- Podrick Payne: I'm her squire!
- Bronn: Ah.
- [Bronn laughs]
- Bronn: Well, he'd fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think? The way she looks at him? The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account.
- Tyrion Lannister: Tell a joke!
- Missandei: Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, "Do you know how to swim?". The second says, "No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages."
- [Tyrion feigns laughing]
- Grey Worm: That is the worst joke I ever heard.
- Tyrion Lannister: What's your excuse?
- Missandei: I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny.
- Tyrion Lannister: That's how you know it's working.
- Jaime Lannister: I never thought you'd find her. I just assumed Sansa was dead.
- Brienne of Tarth: Why would you assume that?
- Jaime Lannister: In my experience, girls like her don't live very long.
- Brienne of Tarth: I don't think you know many girls like her.
- Jaime Lannister: Have you ever met the Blackfish?
- Brienne of Tarth: No.
- Jaime Lannister: He's even more stubborn than you are.
- Brynden 'Blackfish' Tully: I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself.
- Arya Stark: What's that?
- Lady Crane: Milk of the poppy.
- Arya Stark: I don't want any.
- Lady Crane: Sleep is only way you'll heal. Trust me, if my soup didn't kill you, nothing will.
- Thoros of Myr: The Lord of Light is keeping Beric alive for a reason. He gave a failed, drunk priest the power to bring him back for a reason. We are part of something larger than ourselves.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Lots of horrible shit in this world gets done for something larger than ourselves.
- Thoros of Myr: We're not butchers. We hang them.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?
- Thoros of Myr: They die.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: We all bloody die.
- Tyrion Lannister: One day, after our queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it.
- Brienne of Tarth: Come with us. Don't die for pride when you can fight for your blood.
- Brynden 'Blackfish' Tully: You'll serve Sansa far better than I ever could.
- Qyburn: Your Grace, that old rumor you told me about, my little birds investigated.
- Cersei Lannister: And? Was it just a rumor or something more?
- Qyburn: More. Much more.
- [the Mountain slaughters one of the Faith Militant who came to escort Cersei to the High Septon]
- Cersei Lannister: [to Lancel] Please tell His Holiness he's always welcome to visit.
- [Lancel looks on aghast at the gory remains]
- Tyrion Lannister: I hope you're right about this expedition of yours.
- Lord Varys: If I don't return, you'll know I was wrong.