Feeling bad about excluding Jasper due to their Captain Man duties, Henry and Charlotte want to include him and decide a juicy lie will test his ability to keep a secret. Ray suggests the lie be that Henry and Charlotte are lovers, then tempts bucket-fetish Jasper with a rare treat (if he tells) - King Tut's golden bucket. Piper, starting a business as a life coach, takes on Jasper as a client.
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