- Tina Belcher: [to Darryl] I need your help. Could you tutor me at math?
- Darryl: Not taking on new clients. All my post-tutoring, pre-video-game free time is going to robotics. I'm building a companion robot for my grandpa. It gives him pills and plays jazz.
- Darryl: Hey, who's having a great Valentine's Day? Well, I'm having a greater time because I'm here with the number one girlfriend in the world: Ti-na Bel-cher!
- Tina Belcher: Hi.
- Jocelyn: Aw, I want someone to stretch out my name like that. Joce-lynn!
- Tina Belcher: You know what? I'm not going to fail that test. I'm gonna ace it. Or maybe just get a B. I'm gonna bace it.
- [Cut to Tina getting a D on the test]
- Tina Belcher: Oh, crap. I daced it.
- Darryl: [to Tina] I'll tutor you if you'll be my date to the Valentine's dance.
- Tina Belcher: Oh, Darryl, I'm flattered, but I'm semi-involved with someone Jimmy Jr. He's semi-not-involved with me right now, but we're working through it.
- Darryl: No, I don't really want to go to the dance with you. I want to go with Rosa Batista.
- Tina Belcher: Then why don't you ask Rosa?
- Darryl: I can't. She's out of my league. I'm in 7th grade, she's in 8th. I think she still sees me as the little boy that peed down the slide in second grade.
- Tina Belcher: Oh, that was you? I heard it was off a swing.
- Darryl: Some of it may have gotten on the swing.