Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn (TV Series)

Ballet and the Beasts (2016)

Kyla-Drew: Mae Valentine

Quotes 

• Dawn Harper : Ah, do you smell that, Mae?

  Mae Valentine : [inhales]  I smell feet.

  Dawn Harper : Yes, but they aren't my brothers' feet. I don't have to smell my brothers. I don't have to see my brothers. I don't even have to hear the word "brothers."

  Eiffel : Where are your brothers?

  Dawn Harper : Oh, don't worry. They won't be back.

  Eiffel : What? But we need them.

  Dawn Harper : Uh, for what? I don't know if you noticed, but they weren't very good.

  Eiffel : I don't need them to be good. I need them to make me look good. If we don't have boys in the class, who's gonna partner with me for my pas de deux?

  Dawn Harper : Well, I "a-pas-de-gize," but it looks like you're gonna have to pas de do it yourself.

  Eiffel : Do you even know what "pas de deux" means?

  Dawn Harper : Pas de duh!

  Dawn Harper , Mae Valentine : [both laughing] 

  Eiffel : Stop doing that.

  Dawn Harper : Sorry.

  Eiffel : Look, you like this class, right?

  Dawn Harper : Yes.

  Eiffel : And you want to make it better, right?

  Dawn Harper : Of course.

  Eiffel : Great. Then do us all a favor. Don't come back to class without your brothers.

  Dawn Harper : Wait, what?

  Mae Valentine : Hey, you may have been in a toilet paper commercial...

  Eiffel : Two. You're looking at the new Snow Wipe.

  Dawn Harper : Well, that doesn't make you better than anybody else.

  Eiffel : Actually, it does. It also gives me free toilet paper for life. So boys, please.

  Mae Valentine : Yeah, well, if she doesn't come back, then I don't come back.

  Eiffel : All right, Mae. I'm sorry. We'll miss you.