Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)
Kayla Compton: Michelle Kester
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Quotes
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Johnny Wentworth : You're not remotely disturbed by the fact that I just hit this guy with my car at 60 miles an hour, he survived, looked like a zombie, then shat his guts out, glowing green radioactive shit, in case you guys missed that part, before plopping over and dropping dead?
Michelle Kester , Howard : No.
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Michelle Kester : I can't believe you like our coffee.
Officer Rogers : Ah, I don't, really. It just...
[farts]
Officer Rogers : keeps me regular.
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Michelle Kester : Great work, guys. Let's get out of here.
Johnny Wentworth : We can't just leave him in the middle of the road.
Michelle Kester : He's an ex-con who literally just shat himself to death.
Howard : I'm with Michelle on this one.
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Johnny Wentworth : Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
Michelle Kester : This can't be.
Howard : The donuts are alive and mutated into...
Johnny Wentworth : Killer donuts.
Michelle Kester : I think my brain just melted.
Howard : Thank God you have such few customers.
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Conrad : Wise ass, huh?
Michelle Kester : Little bit.
Conrad : Maybe you just have the hots for me, and you want a taste.
Michelle Kester : I just threw up in my mouth.