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Letterkenny (TV Series)
Ain't No Reason to Get Excited (2016)
Michelle Mylett: Katy
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Dan : So, as the story goes: Dwayne hucks an egg at a truck with a Confederate Flag in the back windshield and the driver's fuming pissed. So we flee the scene go full tilt like a Peterbilt, right? Well the Federales catch up to us and chase us through a few backyards before we scamper up into some trees. And all Wayne's got on is a pair of cut off jean-shorts, so he ain't exactly super jazzed about the situation, was you Wayne?
Wayne : Oh, I'm no DJ Jazzy Jeff
Dan : So the Federale pulls out his TAZER and he points it at Wayne and says some REAL Clint Eastwood sounding shit. He says to Wayne he says "If I'd known I was gonna run into some uptown street toughs today, I'd've done up my top button"
Daryl : That's from a John Wayne motion picture
Katy : No, Cool Hand Luke
Dan : Pert' near anything Kevin Costner, really.
Dan : Either way, I's impressed, and I let out an audible gasp, so he hears me, spins around, aims the TAZER up at me and lets fire and if that thing doesn't latch on to my nipple ring, which I'm pretty sure amplified the electric current he sent coursing through my entire body. Then they just walked over and yanked that thing out of my nipple like it was a god damn fish hook. At least that's according to my cousin. Well, ya know, my second cousin.
Katy : Who, Garret?
Wayne : No, Jarret
Katy : Oh
Dan : I cried, I'm not even ashamed to admit that
Daryl : [Belches]
Katy : That was well brought up, too bad you weren't
Wayne : I should say
Katy : Thirsty Thursdays boys, might as well get balls deep in a bottle of Gus'n'brew tonight
Daryl : It's a four leaf clover! Make a wish!
Dan : I wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud
Daryl : [Blows clover from hand]
[belches]
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Katy : That was well brought up. Too bad you weren't.
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Katy : [Talking about how to message in Tinder] Ask her, on a scale from 1 to America, how free are you right now?