- Cindy Hayes: You and Tova got a beef now.
- Alison Abdullah: First of all, your name ain't Tova.
- Cindy Hayes: I'm sorry?
- Alison Abdullah: Black people been naming their kids some crazy shit, but "Tova" ain't on the list, unless the "V" is like, a five or something.
- Angie Rice: There's so many Mexicans now. It's like a Home Depot parking lot in here.
- Leanne Taylor: Dominicans. If you're gonna be racist, you gotta be accurate, or you just look dumb.
- Angie Rice: Is Dominicans the ones that wear gold chains and smoke cigars and swim to Florida?
- Leanne Taylor: No.
- Angie Rice: Is it the coffee and the coke and "Hips Don't Lie"?
- Leanne Taylor: No, they talk a lot and play baseball, and they're always like "I'm super not black," even though Haiti is the exact same island.
- El León: You know why they call me "El León"?
- Maria Ruiz: Because you made it up. Your name is Jorge.
- Maritza Ramos: If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep that they only come up when I watch "Stepmom", I would totally be tearing up right now.