South Park (TV Series)
Safe Space (2015)
Trey Parker: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
Quotes
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Whole Foods Cashier : Okay, your total is thirty-seven eighty-five. Would you like to give a dollar to help put a hamster through college?
Randy Marsh : What? Did you not hear anything I just said? I'm-I'm doing all this stuff!
Whole Foods Cashier : Not a problem, sir, if you could just press the 'NO' button and tell the little hamster he's not going to college.
[pulling out a small and scared-looking hamster]
Whole Foods Cashier : Just look him right in the eye, sir, and tell him: 'Not today, buddy'.
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PC Principal : Hey Leslie, put a fucking sock in it!