- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, we can't win.
- Boris Badenov: That's the general idea, squirrel.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And who are you?
- Boris Badenov: I'm the leader of the all-girl team.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You are?
- Boris Badenov: I'm the Phil Spitalny of the gridiron.
- Mangler #1: Yous wouldn't wanna take advantage of a lady, would yas?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: But you're not a lady.
- Mangler #1: Sir, yous is a cad!
- [smacks Bullwinkle with a purse]
- [the gamblers have arrived at their destination]
- Nicky: There it is, men. Pottsylvania.
- Charley: And look, there's a reception committee to meet us.
- [Boris, Fearless Leader, and a crowd of Pottsylvanians pull out weapons]
- Charley's Friend: Hey, Charley, five'll get you ten we goofed.
- Fearless Leader: Bet heavily, schweinhund. It's a sure thing!
- Narrator: And so we come to the end of another fun-filled episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You know, Rock, he sure got some funny ideas about fun.
- Fearless Leader: Explosive landmines in a football field? Badenov, that's a rotten thing to do.
- Boris Badenov: I just knew you would like it, Fearless Leader.