- Madam: You don't get it, Nox! In a world where everyone wants to stand out, all you need to do is... just stand in!
- Wahi: [Subtitled in English] Saas, Bahu, Nanad, Devar, Devrani, Jeth, Jethani... Munna, Munni, Pappu, Pappi... Don't you be worried of your family's growing population, because Balloon Condom is there, my ladies and gentlemen!
- Madam: Nox, do you know atlas forty five thousand youngsters every year runaway from their homes to this city of dreams?
- [pause]
- Madam: What do they dream of? Of course to become a hero or a heroine in Bollywood! Ever heard of a story where Mishraji's daughter ran away with all his money to become a scientist or an architect?
- [long pause]
- Madam: Forty five thousand people will sell their souls to get what you are refusing today!
- Nox: Look at this Best Jodi award! I mean me and her... best jodi! Jeez no... I hate her! I can't stand that bitch! My balls would make a better jodi!