- Female Announcer: Attention passengers! If you see any object that is unmarried, overworked and underpaid, then please don't touch it and let the nearest mental hospital know about it! That object may be a writer in the film industry!
- Arjun: What the hell! Where's the horse?
- [Arjun is baffled as Kranti Sharma shows him a Gym Bicycle as the horse for shooting]
- Kranti Sharma: Yes, sir!
- Arjun: What the hell, Kranti Sharma! At least you could have had some budget for the horse riding scene!
- Kranti Sharma: [sheepish] Sir, after paying you, there was nothing left for the horse! Also I didn't feel it right to cut yours and give it to the horse!