Ryan McLane: Ryan

Quotes 

• Ryan : [Narrating]  Here's a little tip to anyone shy about getting married: if you're dating a woman that still wears lingerie after two years of dating, brings you beer while you're in the shower, believes in sex anytime, anywhere; put a ring on it. I've never been the marrying kind because I didn't think there were women out there like Abella. She was the real deal. She was the ultimate fantasy.

• Abella : They're wedding was encore.

  Ryan : Weddings have themes?

  Abella : There's does. Apparently it's there second go at love so they thought "encore" would be clever. So there playing all of the wedding songs twice. And get this: They're even gonna walk down the isle twice.

  Ryan : Wait, what?

  Abella : Yeah.

  Ryan : [chuckles]  That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

  Abella : I know! If I got married I'd...

  Ryan : You'd what?

  Abella : I'd want it to be fun! Like open bar and crazy dance music and not some, repetitive bullshit.

  Ryan : But you said you didn't want to get married.

  Abella : When did I say that?

  Ryan : The other day when you were talking about Gia and Logan.

  Abella : No, I said I thought it was funny that they were getting married after they had already broken up.

  Ryan : So you're not against marriage.

  Abella : Why the hell would you think I'm against marriage?