GLOW (TV Series)

The Wrath of Kuntar (2017)

Betty Gilpin: Debbie Eagan

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Quotes 

• Ruth Wilder : Are you having fun?

  Debbie Eagan : Just 'cause we're at a party doesn't mean we're at all okay. If you talk to me again, I'll throw you through the fucking window.

• Reggie Walsh : I'm a two-time... Olympic... medalist... who loves America. I'm Liberty Belle.

  [Debbie approaches Sam and Bash] 

  Debbie Eagan : [whispers]  Can I please do this character?

  [Sam and Bash re-take the promo with Debbie wearing Reggie's medals] 

  Debbie Eagan : Because I'm a two-time Olympic medalist who loves America. I'm Liberty Belle.

  Reggie Walsh : [looks at Sam and Bash]  I'm the athlete. Those are my actual medals.

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : She seemed more All-American.

  Sam Sylvia : Just... We're... We got a different part for you. It's a big juicy part.

  Reggie Walsh : Why don't I believe you?

  [Sam and Bash cut a promo with Reggie wearing a Viking helmet] 

  Reggie Walsh : I am Vicky Viking.

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : Yes.

• Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : Ronnie takes out his pen, signs the picture, and he says, 'It's a good thing Bonzo is a Democrat. Otherwise, he'd have won the nomination.'

  [the ladies laugh] 

  Debbie Eagan : You're hilarious.

  Sam Sylvia : Ladies. Hi. I see you've met... Sebastian Howard, our producer.

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : Uh, 'Bash', please.

  Sam Sylvia : Just know that he's the one signing your checks, so, be nice.

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : I don't like to talk about money, okay? I'm the patron of the arts. And wrestling is an art, despite my mother's opinion, which is wrong.

  Sam Sylvia : I thought you were in Peru.

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : Yeah. I... I... I came back early. Loving the casting!

  [grabs Sheila] 

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : Even Miss Serious over here. So, so, so, what, what moves have you guys learned?

  Cherry Bang : We've been mostly learning to fall on our backs without hurting ourselves.

  Arthie Premkumar : And pain faces.

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : W-w-what about, uh, powerbombs? Or, or DDTs? Salty's famous for his DDTs. Where is Salty, by the way?

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah, yeah, Bash. Salty didn't work out. Cherry's our new wrestling coach now.

  [Cherry waves at Bash] 

  Sebastian 'Bash' Howard : Um... d-does she have any wrestling experience?

  Cherry Bang : Um... I'm right here.

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah, all right. Anyway, you know that fans are gonna tune in for the moves, but they're not gonna stay tuned in unless we give them what, ladies?

  Reggie Walsh : Blood!

  Melanie Rosen : Tits!

  Sam Sylvia : Storytelling. Storytelling.

  Melanie Rosen : Oh.

  Sam Sylvia : Now, I know it's exciting to be in the midst of a big-shot producer, but I have something even shinier. A script. Hot off the Xerox. I only made ten copies, so we're gonna have to share 'em. And I'm just gonna cast as we move along, starting with Ruth.

  Ruth Wilder : Yes! Anything you need.

  Sam Sylvia : Uh, yeah. I'm gonna need you to read stage directions.

  [disappointed look in Ruth's face] 

• Debbie Eagan : I am raising a baby with someone I can't even talk to. And if I leave him, where do I live? Do I live here with you?

  [Florian laughs] 

  Debbie Eagan : Why am I feeling guilty about leaving that asshole? And he's... what's the word? Stupid. He is so stupid. Flor, when you cheat on your wife, don't admit everything to her. Lie. Lie to her, Flor.

  [whispering] 

  Debbie Eagan : Flor, I'm gonna sit down on the floor.

  [Debbie sits on the floor] 

  Debbie Eagan : I feel like I'm losing my mind every 20 minutes. Twenty minutes is... about as long as I can possibly pretend that everything's okay. And I don't have anybody to talk to about it. Except you.

  Florian : Oh.

  [Florian grabs champagne bucket] 

  Florian : Here. This is for when you start puking. These carpets are really expensive.

  Debbie Eagan : Okay.