- Don E: [about Blaine] Once, I heard him in his office, on the phone. He said, "Relax, man, you sound like John."
- [Ravi stares blankly]
- Don E: John was this guy we used to know. He worried a lot. He got murdered a year ago. How can Blaine remember John if he has no memory?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: There's lots of people named John. I mean, I know at least three.
- Don E: Clearly we run in different circles,
- Major Lilywhite: If Major as we know him is gonna vanish soon, he should really make some proper goodbyes to the important people in his life. Leave something behind to remember good old Major.
- Olivia Moore: Is good old Major planning on new Major being a real dick?
- Major Lilywhite: If only to make people appreciate good old Major. The guy was a sweetheart.
- Olivia Moore: I'm cool with that. As long as he doesn't speak in the third person like good old Major used to.
- Major Lilywhite: Yeah, good old Major was pretentious in that way.
- Olivia Moore: First thing I do when I'm human? Geez, I don't even know.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Don't say ice cream, I had to watch Major slobber up gallons of it and it ruined ice cream.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: A few weeks ago, I gave a syringe to Major, just in case. He never used it. He's still got one dose.
- Olivia Moore: So, we just wait for Major to get back?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It'll give you time to think of something better than ice cream. A figgy pudding, perhaps. Oh! Or a Sherry trifle. A good flummery... .
- Major Lilywhite: Nachos, gaming. We talk girls, it'll be like old times.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: So, Liv?
- Major Lilywhite: Yeah. There's still something there, you know? But I'm human again, so we're back to square one. Or two. Or I've lost count of the squares. And stuff with Peyton?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: She made her choice with Blaine, I probably drove her into his arms. I left a lengthy apology on her voice-mail.
- Major Lilywhite: How'd she respond?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: She didn't.
- Major Lilywhite: I remember girl talk being more fun.
- Don E: I've got a client at my nightclub. Trust fund kid. Loaded. Zombie life doesn't agree with him and he's down. Moaning how he wishes he had a cure...
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Okay, I see. My answer is still...
- Don E: For one dose, he's offering $100,000. We can split, 50-50. 50k, that buys a lot of...
- [Looks at Ravi]
- Don E: Sweaters, or whatever it is you're into.
- Olivia Moore: She DJ'ed at ice ship? Hashtag, my kind of cool bitch.
- Joel: I told you, she was so talented. She could've been a star if she hadn't been murdered.
- Olivia Moore: It so sucks when that happens.
- Don E: You don't look happy to see me.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I prefer non-alive guests here to remain quietly on their shelves.