Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Mr. Santiago (2016)
Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta
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Quotes
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Captain Ray Holt : The first time I met Kevin's parents, I called Brahm's "Funf Gesange" opus 106... when it is, obviously, opus 104. They haven't spoken to me since.
Jake Peralta : Really? Just for that?
Captain Ray Holt : Yes, also because they're huge homophobes who think that I made Kevin gay with my magic genitalia.
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Terry Jeffords : [about his plan to win over Amy's dad] Wow, you are really pulling this off.
Jake Peralta : I know, all this research is actually gonna work. Should I prepare for things all the time?
Terry Jeffords : Yeah.
Jake Peralta : [Doesn't pay him any attention] Nah, that's crazy.
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Victor Santiago : You're not good enough for my Amy. I don't want my only daughter dating a screw-up.
Jake Peralta : Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad. Burn on you.