The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bow Tie Asymmetry (2018)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Mark Hamill : Thank you so much for finding this guy. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?
Howard Wolowitz : Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
Mark Hamill : Yeah.
Howard Wolowitz : Bark Hamill?
Mark Hamill : Yeah. Well, I let the fans name him online. I got lucky, though. He was almost Honey Baked Hamill. Anyway, thank you so much. I-I want to give you a reward for finding him.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, no, I couldn't take your money. It's just an honor to meet you.
Mark Hamill : No. No, please. You don't know what this dog means to me, and I thought he was gone for good. Please? There must be something I can do for you. Anything.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, you're gonna regret that.
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Stuart Bloom : Hey, dude.
Denise : Dude?
Stuart Bloom : Yeah, you know, just want you to know that I don't think of you as a woman.
Denise : Oh, perfect. I don't think of you as a man.
Stuart Bloom : Great. So, as two genderless blobs of human flesh, how would you like to go to Sheldon and Amy's wedding with me?
Denise : Oh, Stuart. Look, I appreciate that, but it just might be a little weird, considering you're my boss.
Howard Wolowitz : [entering] Guess who's gonna officiate Sheldon and Amy's wedding! Mark Hamill! Luke Skywalker is gonna be at the wedding!
Denise : [to Stuart] You'll need to buy me a dress.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, uh, the bride and groom seem to be running a little behind. Do you think you could stall?
Mark Hamill : Stall? How?
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, everybody! Uh, it's gonna be a few more minutes, but while we wait, does anyone have any questions about "Star Wars"?
[a good majority of the wedding guests raise their hands]
Howard Wolowitz : You got this.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What the hell is that?
Howard Wolowitz : Come on, you know this one. It's a... dog. I found him in the back yard. Don't worry, I already called the owner.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good, 'cause we don't need a dog. We already have two babies, you and Stuart.
Howard Wolowitz : [the doorbell rings] That's probably him.
[opening the door, he's stunned to see Mark Hamill]
Mark Hamill : Hi.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm gonna need a minute.
[he shuts the door]
Howard Wolowitz : [in a high-pitched fanboy shriek] That's Mark Hamill!
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Penny Hofstadter : Now, we got a lot of family coming in tomorrow. I'm gonna need everyone's help. Think of this as one of your comic book movies. There's a bunch of superheroes, each with a different task.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, like the new "Avengers".
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Which one was that?
Howard Wolowitz : The one you slept through last weekend.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [fondly] Oh, that was a good nap.
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Howard Wolowitz : Welcome, Bert. Don't you look nice.
Bert Kibbler : Yeah. Like a geode, I clean up good.
Howard Wolowitz : Don't you crack a geode open?
Bert Kibbler : It's not a perfect metaphor.
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Raj Koothrappali : [seeing Mark Hamill] What is he doing here?
Howard Wolowitz : I found his dog and guilted him into officiating the wedding. Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise.
Raj Koothrappali : Wait, I-I thought Wil was officiating the wedding.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, so did he.
Raj Koothrappali : How did he take the news?
Howard Wolowitz : I'll let you know.
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Raj Koothrappali : Oh, my god. Is that Mark Hamill?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah.
Bert Kibbler : Oh, my god. Is that...
Raj Koothrappali : [cutting him off] Bert, go find your seat!