- King Zøg: Your weird cat? I'll pulverize him! I'll pet him in the wrong direction! I'll put a cucumber beside him! That drives 'em crazy!
- Bean: [high on snake root] Wow. My God, you guys, we should start a band.
- [They start clapping rhythmically]
- Bean: Yes, we sound amazing. We'll fix up an old carriage and tour the country, playing what we want to play, never selling out, never splitting up. Elfo, you're out of the band!
- Elfo: What the hell?
- Bean: We're a duo now. The fans didn't even notice. Luci, you fell off a balcony, or were you pushed? We'll never find out. Dreams come true because I am a solo act now! The fans love my voice. I have dreadlocks, but then I shave my head, like a true artist. Why is the crowd booing? Oh no, I'm the talentless one! Elfo, you came back! Luci, I thought I pushed you. I mean, we're together again. Let's get out there. We're back on top. Nothing will stop us now. Oh no, I have cancer. What?
- [She collapses]
- Elfo: I dedicate this next song to the memory of Bean.
- [Elfo and Luci start clapping again. Bean cheerfully sits up and joins in]
- King Zøg: Bean, go to your room while we decide what to do with ya. And take Elfo, so I know you're not havin' any fun.
- Elfo: You'll be amazed how much fun I am on my own.
- [Bean puts flower in the basket]
- Elfo: [chuckles] That's not a daisy.
- Bean: What?
- Elfo: [chuckles] You put a dandelion in the daisy basket.
- Bean: So?
- Elfo: So, we're making a daisy chain, not a dandelion chain. Why even bother to call it a daisy chain if you're just gonna...
- [crying]
- Elfo: Oh, God. I'm so sorry! I lied! I'm not really fun. The pressure... it just got to me!
- [gasps]
- Elfo: And then the pressure to sustain the lie? Oh, God, it was a nightmare!
- Big Jo: Jokes are a sign of fear. A fear that is well justified.
- Luci: Hold on. There's something I've always wanted to try.
- [He starts spinning Bean's head around a-la-Pazuzu]
- Luci: So cool! I didn't even know that the human body could do this!
- Bean: ...It can't...
- [She falls back on the bed and her body unspins the entire way]
- Elfo: I only got in trouble once and Daddy Elfo, um, slapped me on the bum bum
- King Zøg: You stole stuff from our dead family? Oh, I don't even know what to yell at you. You take it!
- The Herald: Why you! I oughta! If I weren't so fat I'd...
- King Zøg: Shaddup! She gets the point!