GLOW (TV Series)
Mother of All Matches (2018)
Betty Gilpin: Debbie Eagan
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Quotes
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Debbie Eagan : I know you're trying to help, but what kind of asshole makes his secretary call his ex-wife to get the model number of his ex-bed?
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[Main event promo]
Tammé Dawson : [holding a KFC bucket] I call this the Liberty Belle Special, 'cause it's all white meat, and I found it in the trash!
Debbie Eagan : Welfare Queen's nothing but a big phony. I know it, you know it, and she knows it.
Tammé Dawson : That toothpick with ta-tas can't take me down.
Debbie Eagan : Welfare Queen needs to stop being such a chicken, and fight me.
[makes a chicken sound]
Tammé Dawson : She's calling me a chicken?
[Liberty Belle continues to make chicken sounds]
Tammé Dawson : Well, cluck cluck, baby! This chicken's about to lay all her eggs!
Debbie Eagan : That's my crown! She stole it. And I want it back.
Tammé Dawson : I'll see your redneck ass in the ring next week, Liberty Belle!
Debbie Eagan : You will face me.
Tammé Dawson : You...
[removes fur coat]
Tammé Dawson : ... and me! Yeah huh!
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[Debbie offers her bed for sale]
Henry Wu : Is there anything wrong with it?
Debbie Eagan : No, it's in mint condition.
Henry Wu : Did somebody die on it?
Debbie Eagan : Only my marriage.
Henry Wu : There must be something wrong with it. One hundred dollars. I'm a handyman, I have tools on the truck. I can take it now.
Debbie Eagan : Five hundred.
Henry Wu : One hundred.
[pause]
Debbie Eagan : Five hundred.
Henry Wu : My mother's moving in with us. I don't think she'll spend her remaining years sleeping on her son's old twin bed.
[Debbie sells the bed for $100]