Conan (TV Series)

Conan Without Borders: Italy (2018)

Jordan Schlansky: Self - Associate Producer

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Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : We're going to your favorite restaurant. Is that right?

  Jordan Schlansky : Yes.

  Conan O'Brien : We came here, because Jordan pretty much explicitly said he's a big deal in this restaurant.

  Jordan Schlansky : I'm not concerned with being a big deal, I'm concerned with having a good meal. It's not all about rank; you have this insecurity about you, you project onto others. I don't care if I'm a big deal, a little deal, a medium deal, a neutral deal. I just wanna go eat a good meal.

  Conan O'Brien : [amused]  I don't know who you are!

  Jordan Schlansky : How many people do I need to know to eat a meal here?

  Conan O'Brien : Are you on cocaine?

  Jordan Schlansky : How many people do YOU know?

  Conan O'Brien : Are you on cocaine right now?

• Jordan Schlansky : Of all your facial widths over the years, 2002, you were gross. If I look at a show from 2002, it's almost like... it looks like you were digitally manipulated,

  [Conan almost spits out his wine] 

  Jordan Schlansky : like you were a skinny guy playing a fat guy in the movie, and they digitally... you look great NOW, I'm just saying, in 2002, you were disgusting.

  [Conan laughs] 

  Jordan Schlansky : Just look at the tape. Just look at the tapes.