- Squidward Tentacles: [bouncing after the crowd, tied to a chair and somehow having gotten the tape off of his mouth] A little help here?
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're on guard duty!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, sir! Mr. Krabs, sir!
- [He hops into a washbowl and rows himself to the door, making funny noises]
- Squidward Tentacles: And I'll go undercover.
- [He takes out a pillow and blanket, places his hat over his eyes and starts dozing; he literally goes under the covers]