- Michael: I'm worried that the problems with the system might be much more serious. We need to gather some real evidence.
- Jason Mendoza: [trying to be so diplomatic] Uh, sorry, no, no, Michael. You're confused. Evidence isn't a good thing that you want. It's a bad thing that you have to destroy or you go to jail.
- Doug Forcett: I also grow lentils because they require very little water and have the smallest carbon footprint.
- Janet: Huh. All he consumes are lentils and radishes.
- Michael: No, Janet. He also consumes his own waste. So, everything's fine.
- Doug Forcett: Don't worry about Raymond. He's just a local sociopath who comes by my house to take advantage of me.