- Mateo: [about the Christmas card photo Dina is about to take] It's just feeling very 2003 Sears strip mall, if that makes any sense.
- Dina: Uh, that makes perfect sense.
- Mateo: I would just make it less bad, if that makes any sense.
- Dina: Uh-huh.
- Mateo: Like, what if Miracle on 34th Street took place on the first day of the L.A. riots?
- Dina: Let's find out.
- Mateo: [He and Dina are shooting avant-garde Christmas cards photos] Yes, now just reach out and touch the polar bear, okay? You're not afraid. He just ate a seal so he's not gonna eat you.
- Dina: Like, like this?
- Mateo: Yes! Ah, now try smiling, but only using your eyes and ears. Yes, bitch! You are killing it. Oh! Okay. What do you think?
- Dina: Wow. These pictures make me jealous of everyone I've ever had sex with.
- Dina: [Dina is left suspended by a harness, as part of Mateo's artistic Christmas card photo shoot. No one hears her shouting for help. Sandra happens to pass by and sees her] Sandra Sandra! Sandra! Oh, finally. Come get me down. Oh, thank God. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- [Sandra looks at her and just leaves, as pay back for all the times Dina has humiliated her]
- Dina: Oh, no. Are you serious? Oh, I respect you as much as I hate you right now.