- Cheyenne: Bo really wanted to come, but one of his suits is at the dry cleaner's and the other one's haunted.
- Garrett: It was a bold choice to wear a dress like that at a party full of a bunch of horny teens. You're really putting the ladies out there.
- Dina: Why should I have to police my body because the men of this world can't keep it in their pants?
- Garrett: I agree.
- Dina: I mean, if Emma was Wiccan, we would be all naked right now, dancing around a fire pentacle and grabbing each other's crotches.
- Garrett: It really sounds like you've done that before.
- Dina: A couple of times.
- Garrett: When adults date each other, they show each other their boobs.
- Shane: What are they like? Are they awesome?
- Garrett: Buddy, I'm not telling you about that. But the right one's a little perkier than the left one, but not in like a weird Picasso kind of way, and they're sort of spread out, but not like Admiral Ackbar. It's like they're... you know what? I'll just draw 'em for ya. Come on.