Quotes
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DCI Fred Thursday : [showing Win what he's impulsively bought] Bought a couple of canaries down the market. A pair: a cock and a hen; we might get some chicks.
Win Thursday : [very annoyed] Might we?
DCI Fred Thursday : I used to keep birds when I was a boy. Well, look after them for the old man. I thought it might be... something, uh, uh, an interest.
Win Thursday : Feathers everywhere.
DCI Fred Thursday : [realizing he's made a mistake] It's not feathers everywhere and if it is I'll, I'll... see to it. It's two birds; they're not going to bother you.
Win Thursday : [unbending] Well, where are we going to put them?
DCI Fred Thursday : [losing his temper] Where are we going to keep them? Up my arse, Winifred! That's where we're going to keep them! Up my arse! Like David Nixon.
Win Thursday : [very cool] I'm just asking. No need for language.