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The Bloody Ape (1997)
Worst Movie Ever
If I could have picked 0 out of ten or a negative out of ten I would have. I have seen a lot of movies and a lot of bad movies but this is the worst movie I have ever seen. The director spoke before the movie and said that he wasn't trying to make a bad movie and I agree because if he had been trying it would have been better. The acting was horrible, the camera-work was horrible, the script was horrible, the effects were horrible, and the sound was horrible. Don't waste even a second of your time with this movie. Get a root canal instead. Calling this movie a grindhouse movie is an insult to grindhouse movies. If you can't make a movie up to at least a watchable standard, you shouldn't even try.
The Shining (1997)
Better Than Kubrick's
I thought Stanley Kubrick's movie was good. It was not the same as the story Stephen King wrote. I was disappointed that it was changed so much. While Jack Nicholson is great, Shelley Duvall and the fast pace of the movie are inexcusable. Courtland Mead is a better Danny, and the guy who plays Hallarhan is much better than in Kubrick's. This movie is true to the book, which was scary enough. I'm disappointed in Kubrick.