Boy was this movie boring.
After watching this Pierce Brosnan snoozer, I thought back to "From Russia with Love", "Goldfinger" and even Moore's "The Spy Who Loved Me" and remembered such memorable characters as Red Grant, Pussy Galore, Odd Job, and Jaws. This movie has nothing close.
The new villain, Renard, whose description, though quite menacing, (he's an anarchist who feels no pain!) is actually a huge dud, not unlike Darth Maul. He is not particularly scary, nor evil, nor intelligent, nor strong, nor villainous. Hell, I didn't feel an ounce of suspense in this movie at all. He gets no dialogue, has minimal interaction with Bond and lacks any of the diabolical traits possessed by Dr.No, Goldfinger or Blofeld. We do, however, get the return of Valentin Zukovsky, performed with zest by Robbie Coltrane. He brings a sense of life and personality to a film that so sorely needs it. It is unfortunate that his role was not more substantial. He was the only redeeming feature.
Although I was a big proponent of Pierce Brosnan getting the role, back in the Timothy Dalton days, I have been horribly dissatisfied with his performance as 007. I don't know if its the writers fault or what, but he is awfully boring. He lacks the charm and personality that both Connery and Moore possessed in spades (though I felt Moore was a tad goofy as well). Brosnan, while certainly very handsome, suave and debonair, is *not* charming in this role! I don't know what the deal is, because he was excellent as Remington Steele, but as Bond he is like a talking corpse. Michelle Yeoh was a god-send in "Tomorrow Never Dies" because she added a sense of excitement and originality to the series with her astounding fight scenes. Her humorous banter with James Bond (especially when Bond tries to put the moves on her) was very refreshing and brought personality to the film. But there is a total lack of it in this latest film. It feels like your standard, plain-jane secret-agent film, with actually very *little* espionage!!
The action scenes were also very ho-hum. The best action scene in the whole movie was a high-speed boat chase scene involving a VERY cool futuristic speedboat. However, this scene occurs in the introduction leading to the opening credit, and from then on it is all downhill. We get a downhill ski chase that is so frightfully unoriginal. If anybody wants to see a truly exciting, funny and original ski-chase sequence, check out Jackie Chan's "First Strike", where he ends up falling in a lake (hilarious). The ski-chase in the Bond film is par for the course. No excitement, no suspense, no humor... The rest of the movie drags on with no action whatsoever for about an hour. We get a couple of scenes where James Bond manages to outrun fiery explosions (anyone else tired of that defiance of physics?) and has to dodge a tree-trimming helicopter. Not too exciting...
I also got the feeling that they were trying to work Judi Dench into the film more, because of her recently vaulted status after winning Best Supporting Actress last year. The problem was, her role was pathetic! She looked like she was acting in her very first movie for christ-sakes, what happened to the performer who played a delightfully delicious Queen Elizabeth in last years "Shakespeare in Love"? I guess she didn't show up for work...
Finally, what happened to Bonds cool gadgets? Except for the cool speed boat, we get very little high tech wizardry. A pair of x-ray specs, a credit card lockpick, and man-sized beach ball is all we get. Even the new Z-8 seems frightfully humdrum. It doesn't do anything, except drive! yuk.
All in all, a very average, plain, forgettable movie with a wooden performance by Brosnan and company and some tedious dialogue. Catch it on bargain matinee...
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