Reviews

While this is truly one of the greatest Christmas horror films to ever be released, I have to say, the one thing that completes this movie is the character that is Mrs. Mavilda.

Mrs. Mavilda is one of the best characters ever created. The film goes into great detail explaining the hardships she's had to endure throughout her life. Her backstory makes you feel sympathy for her.

Some may say that she's evil, but really it's the children's fault. They completely disrespect her and treat her like garbage, so it's only fair for her to stand up for herself. My favorite scene is the one where one of the children calls her a boomer so in response she calls the child the c-word. It's a masterful scene.

In conclusion, stan Mrs. Mavilda.

This show represents the heart, the core, fundamental artistic vision of anime itself. Besides the Shrek anime series, Cory In The House is, without a single shred of doubt, the most influential, cosmic piece of art ever to be created. It transcends everything we know about art, about filmmaking, about creativity as a whole.

The main storyline for this artistic masterpiece is that our hero, Cory Baxter, lives with his father, Victor Baxter, in the White House. Cory goes on many adventures as he grows up from childhood, to puberty, to adulthood. My favorite episodes are the 6 part saga where Cory teams up with The Rebel Alliance in order to defeat his arch nemesis, Jason Stickler along with The Galactic Empire. Using the The Force and his incredible nuclear semen, Cory decapitates Jason Stickler and vaporizes his body. From then on, Cory places Jason's head on a stick, solidifying his victory, and sending a warning to those who wish to test our brilliant hero character.

Before I watched this show, I was but a mere peasant. I was starving; I had no food, no water, barely any clothes, nowhere to live. I had no friends, and my family abandoned me. I went to the bar to drink my life away, and they were playing this anime on the TV screen. That was the day my life changed. Not only do I now have food, water, clothes, and live in a mansion, but I am also happily married. Every night me and my significant other watch this anime before bed. Sometimes we even cosplay as Cory In The House characters to spice it up in the bedroom *wink wink*. This show saved me, and helped me turn my life around. I will always be an avid, devoted viewer of this life-changing anime.

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is a emotionally driven anime film that represents the more sinister side of humanity. San Neo Taku, also known as Santa Claus in the English version, is attempting to bring the spirit, the joy of the Christmas holiday to poor children across the universe. You see, San Neo Taku (Santa Claus) feels compassion for alien children, specifically Martians, who are oblivious to the everlasting joys of Christmas. However, Santa is trapped by Neo-Nazi officials who are spreading Hitler's 4th Reich propaganda across the planet Mars. Santa, and his trusted elves use the blood of Jack The Ripper to perform a ritual that vaporizes the evil Neo-Nazis. Mars is saved, and Christmas is celebrated throughout the planet.

This is one of the most emotional films I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. The animation is unlike anything I've ever seen. The colors and technical aspects are superb. It really makes you FEEL like Santa Claus. The acting is convincing-you can really see the emotions the characters feel throughout the movie. I watch this film every year when Christmas rolls around. I recommend everyone to view this amazing film.

I have watched many animes in my days, being the anime connoisseur that I am. My favorite animes are Shrek and Cory In The House. This, ladies and gentlemen, might be one of my top 5 favorite animes. The brilliant, complex storyline consists of our 4 main heroes: Scott-Sama, Pete-Senpai, Eldon-Chan, and Lanny-Kun as they plot their revenge against the United States government for the bombing of Hiroshima. However, their plans are thwarted when Pete-Senpai betrays the gang and joins the U.S. military, who plan to sacrifice the 3 remaining children as an offering to the divine deity, Torgo. The 3 children use telekinetic powers to instead sacrifice R. Kelly and Torgo is pleased with the offering. Pete-Senpai apologizes and is welcomed back into the Buttercream Gang once again. This anime brought tears to my eyes and cured my depression. I no longer want to Kermit sewerslide because of this magnificent, dynamic anime. 10/10 IGN.