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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)
as bad as manos the hands of fate is
Spongebob is not allowed in my household. I've seen a few episodes over the years and could feel my IQ dropping each time. The sheer stupidity, violence, and jerkassery of the characters is a Complete waste of time and waste of my brain cells.
Overall, I agree that the show is awful. I also think it is too mature for children and am surprised that it is on CN. I would expect it to be on the beginning lineup for Adult Swim instead. I still enjoy watching cartoons (excluding "Spongebob" and some others) to remove me mentally from the harsh realities of life, but the innocence is starting to get lost more and more with every new show that comes about. I don't want to be around 5 or 10 years from now.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
I'd rather turn the TV off than watch
I really hate Sponge Bob. I don't think at a single digit age, you can get satire, and dark satire at that. I abhor how Sponge Bob is abused - and how he accepts that abuse. With the way kids model behavior in cartoon and they way they bring into their play (Ooo, I want to be X characters), this show definitely should not be in their play repertoire. Occasionally, I allow my son to watch it - but I make sure I watch it with him to counteract any of the messages.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
Very Disappointed!!!!!
I have tried to give Spongebob another chance after a few episodes with words I would never let my 4 year old say. After watching or attempting to watch the Christmas episode, all i kept hearing was the work "Jerk". I actually ended up turning the channel because what makes it ok for children to be exposed to this language in a cartoon? The cartoon needs to be made to the point where we don't have to supervise what they are watching. I have told my kids that they are no longer able to watch this cartoon anymore. very disappointed!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Chocolate with Nuts/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V (2002)
Praying for cancellation
My daughter is only 2 and she has a half sister who is 7. I absolutely will not, under any circumstances let my 2 year old watch even a minute of this ridiculous show! It is so stupid! Not to mention whenever my step daughter watches she turns into a zombie and we cannot get her attention. So annoyed that this show is still on.
SpongeBob SquarePants: A Cabin in the Kelp/The Hankering (2019)
Junk food for the mind
Sponge Bob is like junk food for the mind. Of all the wonderful kids programming out there, we just don't waste our time on shows our daughter won't get anything positive out of. The characters don't treat their friends well - we teach our kids to respect other people, which includes not hitting their friends. But Sponge Bob does it, so why not? And I really don't want my kids calling their buddies "idiot" or "stupid", or generally acting rude. The last straw for me was when my 3.5 year old spit at me and later spit on her brother. She later told me that Patrick did it and it was funny. Dammit Spongebob! End already! There are much better shows out there, people!