It seems Amazon movies seem to be getting filled with these dreadful homemade projects, with no warning about how bad they are. A review on here (very obviously left by the main actor/director in this travesty of a film) claims 'The film moved like a bullet and was over as quickly as it started'. That would only be the case if said bullet was taped to a dying sloth which in turn was stapled to a two-legged tortoise... with a limp.
The same reviewer said there were times the film had them 'laughing out loud'. I found myself laughing out loud while I waited for what seemed like an eternity for something to happen, but it was more a laugh of exasperation, a twitchy, 'what am I doing with my life' laugh.
This laugh continued as I spent a week and a half watching the Professor sit on a train, a month passed by as I watched the Professor go for a walk. Young family members died of old age as I watched the Professor walk up the stairs.
I find it difficult to believe the budget of £7000 doesn't have about £6000 left to spend. The price of an iPhone and a free subscription to Capcut video editor can't have eaten into the budget too much.
I'm all for creativity, but this sort of amateur nonsense needs to be confined to Indie film festivals where viewers have a vague idea of what they're walking into. They should not be released onto unsuspecting members of the public who are just looking for something to watch on TV without at least some sort of warning.
The same reviewer said there were times the film had them 'laughing out loud'. I found myself laughing out loud while I waited for what seemed like an eternity for something to happen, but it was more a laugh of exasperation, a twitchy, 'what am I doing with my life' laugh.
This laugh continued as I spent a week and a half watching the Professor sit on a train, a month passed by as I watched the Professor go for a walk. Young family members died of old age as I watched the Professor walk up the stairs.
I find it difficult to believe the budget of £7000 doesn't have about £6000 left to spend. The price of an iPhone and a free subscription to Capcut video editor can't have eaten into the budget too much.
I'm all for creativity, but this sort of amateur nonsense needs to be confined to Indie film festivals where viewers have a vague idea of what they're walking into. They should not be released onto unsuspecting members of the public who are just looking for something to watch on TV without at least some sort of warning.
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