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Dashcam (2021)
What A Disappointment
Actually, disappointment might be the wrong word because it implies that I expected something going into a blumhouse movie in 2022. If I could rate this movie any lower I would. I do think it's worth mentioning that I am a found footage horror fan but the only horror in this movie was the lack of anything substantial. I rarely even review movies on here but this movie deserves one. This movie felt like Rob Savage watched the David Bruckner short from V/H/S and made his own shitty rendition of it. Within the first 8 minutes I couldn't wait for the main character to get killed off (which, for the sake of keeping this review spoiler free, I won't speak to whether or not this actually happens). Throughout the movie I kept checking the runtime in hopes that it was almost over, which it wasn't and in turn just made it feel longer. Unfortunately, I did finish the movie because I saw that it had 4 stars on here and thought maybe there would be some sort of redeeming quality, which, to my chagrin, was non-existent. The "intense" scenes had this lack of seriousness that felt almost comedic at times (but wasn't funny either). I don't understand what anyone could get out of this marathon of nonsensical stupidity. Who was this made for? And don't give me the whole "it's allegorical" or "you're supposed to hate the main character" or "oh, they had a really small budget". So? Does that make this movie any less terrible? I've seen movies do a hell of a lot more with a hell of a lot less. If I had to give one compliment it would be that I did enjoy the variety of locations, but that still means nothing because, as a whole, this movie was a monumental piece of garbage. Save yourself the time and find something better to watch.
Fantasy Island (2020)
One star on yelp
This movie is absolute garbage. Everything is terrible. I would write how dissapointed i was with this movie but it was so bad that i dont want to put any effort into this review.