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Space Cop (2016)
An Arch De Triumph! A Must See!
Top movie mate! I had just hit the bong. Cracked the beer and had a ciggie before sitting down to watch this most excellent of movies. At first the opening is a little shakey. But this is all a trick by a clever director. The amazing cinema photography, amazing special effects will soon have you absorbed in the action and oh boy! There sure is a lot of action in this movie. That's not to say there were not any emotional moments (My heart goes out to pancreatic cancer lady's relatives). But it's kept on the low as not to distract from the main over reaching plot. Speaking of plots. Well this one is great I cannot find words to explain it. You have to experience it to believe it!
This movie 'oozes' class from every 'pore'.
Inside Désirée Cousteau (1979)
It' sold porn but it's still got something
This was the first 'porn' movie I ever saw. Way back in the 80's. It's pretty funny to watch even now. Probably more so because of it's age. There is not much to say about the story itself. But considering it was shot on film rather than video like most of todays material now is it looks better for it in my opinion. There is just something about porn 'films' that says something that todays video material cannot. It has more of a 'fantasy' feel to it. Where video seems too real and lacking.
There is a song in this movie that I have been trying to track down for some time with no luck. It's worth seeing for the kitchen scene and that song alone. Plus it features the now legendary deceased porn 'actor' John Holmes. Desiree herself looks very natural. Clearly not exhibiting the surgical 'attributes' of todays porn stars. If she did have any enhancements it is hard to tell. I am unsure if there is a different 'cut' of this movie as I only saw an uncut version that showed everything in very graphic detail. So there may be a 'soft' version that I did not see floating around. Possibly on some cable broadcasts.
As porn movies go it was well made, at times funny, other times very cheesy. The 'acting' is pretty much nonexistent for this type of 'movie'.
But then it's not made for that purpose. As exploitative pornography goes it's just another step along a well trodden path. But as a teenager who had never seen anything else it was something that has stuck in my memory for a very long time.