Reviews

Boring, total amateur hour. Lame effects, the cheesy score sounded like it was done on a laptop. I cannot find the words to express what garbage this is. Giving these two children the space to think they could make a real movie was a huge mistake. The editing is the WORST in the history of movies. I can't describe the acting because there isn't any. Scene after boring scene of quick jumbled cuts that, if they are supposed to be Kirsten on drugs, look more like someone pointed a camera at a light bulb. I honestly think you could tape a GoPro to a dog's head or a monkey's wrist and make a better film. Laura and Kate should actually do some drugs if they want to film something that actually looks like it. I hope it was their own $5 million dollars they spent on this dog because the $43,000 gross is way more than they deserve.

I am saddened by the reviews of almost everyone that bought into the story in this film. I was so shocked after seeing it that I looked it up. Almost nothing in this movie is true. Please look it up for yourself. Hollywood is notorious for "based on a true story" but this takes it to a new level. Make the Military and the US government the bad guy is normal now. Dont believe it.

That about covers it. Except for boring and stupid. Another cheap shot at white middle America. Are we getting sick of movie after movie written by dumbass Hollywood writers that seem to think that white middle Americans are the cause of all the problems of society. Here's a clue, guys. There may be a few families like the cliches here, but there are millions of well-adjusted happy normal families living in suburbs everywhere. The notion that you have to be a foul mouth tattood outcast of society to be a real person is really getting old. Besides the fact that it's complete b*******.

His girlfriend murdered and he is supposed to be testifying to bring her to life in the courtroom. He looks at the guy who shot and killed her and says "what does he have to do with her? i don't even know him!" I watched that scene and sat there after literally with my mouth open. it was painful. This the worst piece of PC garbage I've seen in years. Cliché after cliché. Hoffman is beyond boring and Sarandon must have helped write the script. It is worth watching for two reasons, Ellen as "Bertie" is awesome as well as hot, and the other reason is the movie is so bad that the dialogue plays as a horrible comedy. Another cliché: Sarandon is supposed to be a writer that hasn't touched her typewriter since her daughters death (gee what a surprise) and after the trial gee what a surprise, she can write again! She decides to write about her dead daughters ugly truths and says "Fuck the perfume, give me the warts!" I wanted to barf. This film is crap from start to finish. I see why Hollywood writers are putting out such garbage, they obviously don't live in the real world so their made up one is full of wishful thinking.