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Apocalypse Island (2010)
Total waste of time. Every single line was repeated and repeated and ...
I kept sitting through this thinking they would show what "face" they were talking about. After an hour I was crushed to realize they were still going to hold off. So I recorded the rest so I could fast forward. Even this was tedious and repetitive. When you finally see the "face" it's clearly just rocks, nothing "carved" much less a "monument". And he acts like he has to leave before he can do much of a "search" for relics that would give any credence to his idea. But when you find out he's really on an inhabited island, one with a town and a landing strip, it's obvious he didn't stay to look for Mayan tombs because it was a waste of time, there was zero chance there would be any. The whole thing is like a kid seeing a face in the clouds. His excuses are contradictory, one time saying the face is supposed to be visible and dramatic and 150 feet huge, the next that it contains no hieroglyphs because it's meant to stay hidden for a thousand years. It's clear that none of the people he brought with him can see the "face". Also, he claims in the movie that there is a "royal crouching jaguar" behind the face, but on his own website he calls it a "snail shell". That site is apocalypseisland.com, and if you go there you can see for yourself and just skip this boring endless silly movie.