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Under the Bridge (2024)
Another one of those
Another child murder show with the killers, ghe detectives, the trial, the sad parents, there is always show's like this you have seen this thousand of times. Its just average crime television to be honest and that's ok. The cast in here is extraordinary and very cool by oscar nominne Killers of Flowermoon Gladstone and Riley both are fantastic and wonderful actress in here, they are very good together and the rest of the kids too, they are annoying and evil and that's good, but there are just kids and we were like that at that age to be honest, so I hope they are suffering right now and i hope that they are unhappy.
I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
Weird and boring and pretentious
Boring, uninteresting and not very enjoyable movie by this weird female director, this and the last movie of her are not very good if you relate to any of those two protagonists characters, im sorry for you but you need and can do better ok, you deserve more, you are a masterpiece and everything it's going to be fine ok trust me i was like that but not anymore, i have now a cute girlfriend, two beautiful kids and two dogs, i have a honest and decent job in an office and i have 3 or 4 very close friends, let's support people like the ones in these movies ok you matter ok, you will find someone someday and you will be happy.
Mr. Deeds (2002)
Fun Sandler movie
The last real good comedy Adam Sandler movie or at least decent, this is a lot of fun i remember watching this as s kid and having a blast with everyone the Adam and Bucemi characters and everything and i watches as an adult again and i find this movie now a little silly and dumb but that's ok i guess its a lot of dumb fun to be honest, and that's ok I guess, it was a lot of fun to be honest and i dont like Sandler movies a lot to be honest but doesn't matter its no n i guess if just shut your brain and enjoy, Winona looks beautiful in here she is my crush and i simple love her very much mu guys ok.
Dosanko gal wa namara menkoi (2024)
Not good only ok
A very average comedy about these 3 girls and 1 boy with the personality that we have seen thousands of times in other sometimes better shows and sometimes worst, there is nothing special here, the animation and the cold in Hokkaido of course its beautiful but overall these 3 Fuyuki, Sayuri and Natsukawa are just annoying af, and the boy who I don't remember the name it's just a boring protagonist made so virgens can relate
The first 6 episodes are better than the other half because in those 6 first episodes you are not yet tired of these bad written characters ok and that's not a good thing, very bland anime 6/10.
Breathe (2024)
Awful
Just an awful generic post apocalyptic movie in the same year as Furiosa a mad max story, both movies have a lot of grey and dirt and look kinda the same, this is just made for the popularity of that bigger and better movie, Mila is just lost, her carrer is just a mess and Common and Sam and Houston, they careers need help and they need out help because they are not good in this, son lets cheer for them ok, they need to do better because they have tue talent and tue looks this 4 actors, the girl was definitely the best and only good part of this thing and that's not good because i don't know who is she.
Awakenings (1990)
Mid movie
Definitely the worst acting nomination of De Niro its just an insufferable character, Williams character is better than Robert, both of these characters are charming together but there is not q lot of time together of the both, its just a miserable and sad experience to be honest, Penny Marshall was not tue greatest director, but she has passion and rest in peace i ver enjoy his movies and this is her best movie to be fair, she was a goos person same as Robin, so lets talk about the script and best picture nomination, they are kinda of deserved because 1990 if was just a very bad year for movies, overall ok 7/10.
Boku no kokoro no yabai yatsu (2023)
Very cute
A very cute show, This season 2 specially its one of the best romantic comedy's that take place in a school that i have ever seen, just a feel good show and of course sometimes it can make you fell lonely but that's ok, this never happens, a cute girl and very popular asking a not so popular guy if he wants to be his boyfriend never happens ok, so dont be sad guys ok. Lets just enjoy this kind of shows and lets accept that this thing dont happen, right? Right? This don't happen right? Please tell me im right please im kinda lonely
Overall great opening and animation this season and its very funny with a great cast of characters.
Blood of Zeus (2020)
Season 2 is filler
The first season is amazing and the second is mid ad filler and the problem with this is the 4 years gap beetwen seasons, that's weird its a long time its like 48 months its like the same gap beetwen world cups, you can get q degree in that same time, don't understand netflix to be honest, maybe its because they make 2 shows of castlevania, i dont know to be honest, but overall, only watch season 1 and skip season 2 and then watch season 3 ok that's the way to go ok my guys, lets hope season 3 is not in 2028 because there is no way that I would be alive in that year im definitely not going ti be around ok.
Mildred Pierce (1945)
Very classic
A classic and fantástic little movie about a mother and the love they have for their childrens and about betrayal and love and marriage and hate, Joan is amazing in this little movie and its her only oscar win that's surprisingly because she is a fantastic actress and i think the academy did her dirty to be honest, she deserved better and she is definitely one of my favorite people, anyways the daughter and blonde girl are amazing too and im happy that they get a nomination too, this was 100 years ago i dond know much about this age to be honest, i know it was the golden age of movies and that's always good.
Apollo 13 (1995)
Very good but mid
A very mid movie and very overrated to be honest m, its definitely not one of the best films of Ron Howard so that's and Tom Hanks is not even that good, definitely his less memorable performance of the 90s, Kevin Bacon is one of the three astronauts and he is not doing anything up there, he is just waiting Tom Hanks to do the things that they need to do and Paxton its just angry and piss off, Hanks its tue only one who is doing something and that's frustrating, Ed Harrris its just filler, he can't do much to be honest, he is just talking to them and saying things that they already know and i didn't watch the movie tbh.
Thelma the Unicorn (2024)
For the little ones
This is just a dumb movie for kids not for adults, they only reason you should be watching this thing its. Because you put the movie to your kid and tue mother is busy and you the father are the one taking care of the kid, that's a pain i know but we are fathers and its our responsibility m, the music and characters are made by AI it's just basic stuff, the animation its Very bad tbh it looks like q expensive television episode of a kids show about a unicorn, there is nothing to enjoy here as an adult, nothing m, even the voices are pretty bad to be honest, Will Forte and the others are just themselves talking, anyway boring 5/10.
Chiyu Mahô no Machigatta Tsukai-kata: Senjô o Kakeru Kaifuku Yôin (2024)
Bad
This is just an average isekai about one guy that its a healing dude and he is just overpowered and he has a hot teacher and its just basic stuff to be honest, it bored so much and i don't understand tue positive reviews. We otakus deserve better than this after sacrificing our social lives and sexual lives to watch only anime, we deserve respect ok animators, this show its just abominable in every single way and i will not forget this atrocious anime ok, please fellow otakus dont Watch this and watch a better isekai like.... And like .... Ok just ignore this awful excuse of an anime ok and lets he happy.
The Veil (2024)
A mess but enjoyable
This is a mess of a show but it entertaining only because of Moss she is an incredible actress and im sure she is winning an oscar in less than 4 years but she needs to stop doing this mid shows ok, she can do better and she deserves better ok, so lets hope she can show her actual skills in a big movie oscar worthy movie director by a big name ok
The location and cast are pretty decent so its a shame that the script just doesn't work ok, its kinda of a mess ok, so lets ignore that and focus in the two main girls that are absolutely amazing in this thing, they have a great future ahead to be honest.
Downtown Owl (2023)
Bad bad and bad
Why Ed Harris its in this thing? He didn't deserve this after his extraordinary carrer, i feel so sad for him to be honest. The directorial debut of the American horror storyline girl is a very mediocre one and kinda sad, the movie is just a big mess and that's disappointing because she is a good actress and the cast it's very big and experimented, but the script and history its a mess i didn't understand anything and i am a pretty smart guy to be honest so that's weird, overall this is a mess and please dint lose your time trying to understand this thing please ok, just awful movie overall ok bay.
Cold Mountain (2003)
Very good
Very good but Renne performance is wasn't good, she is annoying and useless, Kidman and Law are very good but her is just an overrated performance and she is a lot better in Garland Biopic, she doesn't work but thats ok i guess, she at least try, the music and history are amazing and the camara work too, everyone works in this except for Zellweger to be completely honest, The ending is very tragic and sad and very real, there are not real winners in war, there is just blood and suffering, and we are victims of this cruel system that we are living and that's kinda sad i guess, overall pretty decent.
House of Sand and Fog (2003)
Sad and tragic
One of the saddest movies i ever saw in my sad life, this movie is depressing and brutal and shaking right now writing this review this it's enough for me, i can't with this life i have depression and this is not helping me ok, im kinda sad that the ending is one of the most brutal endings of all time, Colleny and Kingsley are just amazing in this and the deep voice actress its very goos too, the deserved to won the oscar instead of Renne but that's ok I guess, its not my choice but overall this is a very well made and very well acted little movie of 2003 one of the saddest years in that decade.
Yubisaki to Renren (2024)
Fantastic show
A very well made romantic comedy of a deaf girl and her beautiful and amazing boyfriend, she is very lucky tbh, he is the whole package, lets talk about her, she is just an average girl, cute of course but average, he deserves better but its ok, its his choice, lets talk about him instead, he is practically the perfect guy, every girl wants someone like him, charming m, smart, habdsome, he it's probably huge too
The other cast of characters all love him, he is just a perfect romantic male character in my humble opinion ok, lets talk about the other girl who has a crush on him, she is a more complete woman, i think they should be together instead of the main girl.
Juvenile Justice (2022)
Amazing
This is very good ok, its dark and real, Corea always makes such great shows and movies, i enjoy this very much because its brutal annd honest, there is something wrong with our kids, they are rebel and dangerous because of the parents fault and the neglected childhood ok, the acting it's phenomenal specially the main actress, she is cute and but scary at the same time, just like some of my korean idols, the music and camera work are movie level, the pacing is very good its just 10 fantastic episodes one after another, and the final one its just a very good well made piece of media, congratulations Corea.
Thelma & Louise (1991)
A Classic
A classic but this is just not for me ok, its kinda not for the girls, i don't like this movie even thats is goos so im giving it 7/10 ok guys dont get mas, Susan and Genna are incredible even Pitt is very good its his first movie, Hervey Keitel was fine as the police guy usseless police guy. The camara work, music, and everything was very good ñ, it was fun tbh, Ridley Scott can something ve a good director and this is proof of that guys, lets end the review with q congratulations to Ridley ok, thank you Ridley for this movie it was very good ok thank you British beautiful guy ok, lets end this ok.
The Listener (2022)
Boring
They only talk and talk and talk and its just boring i don't care about your problems or about anything that's bothering these characters because I don't know their faces its just pathetic and its not fun, the thor girl is a very good actress but she is don't nothing here its just kinda boring tbh, we need to change that and maje better one location movies ok, this doesn't work for me ok so lets try to ask for better movies and bot this things lets just try ok, Bucemi i iinow someone did something horrible in New York to you but we didn't deserve this from you either ok, lets try maaie better movies.
The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)
Very bad 5/10
Very bad not even the redhair girl from riverdale can save this not bad movie its just very uninteresting, its basically the same 2008 Liv Tyler movie all over again, and that's so boring, that movie wasn't anything special and this is just a copy paste, that's pathetic to be completely honest, only because its been 16 years doesn't mean that we forget movies ok, we are not dumb as Hollywood think, we deserve better, less movies but with a better quality that's what we need ok. We need to change that, don't give your money to those companies ok. Lest support only small studios like A24 ok.goodbay.
Umi yori mo mada fukaku (2016)
Goood
A very touchy movie with a lot of heart and sweet moments m, not the best of the director but overall its pretty good like a coffee in a winter day, ok lets talk about the main character he is a very good person, he deserves to be happy because he has what everyone is lacking and that's being a good guy, we need to learn about him and he better persons or we are good to be doom, God send us here to do good and that's what we need to do ok my guys, rescue a puppy give shelter to a homeless and do other good things ok, lets start with the easy things ok my guys and lets enjoy life ok guys bay and good day.
Mashle: Magic and Muscles (2023)
Harry popotter anime
This is basically a Harry anime, it's basically the same but japanise and anime and more fun and more charming and better in every aspect, its just overall a better experience than Poppotter, there is not a annoying Ron or a annoying Hermaoni, its just a very funny show and very fun to watch with friends, its just overall fantastic and more fun than any anime i have ever watched, and i have watched like 10 animes so i know my animes ok im kinda of an expert in the matter, let's enjoy our lifes and lets make fun of everthing my guys, life is fun and lets just enjoy everything that we can do ok guys.
En man som heter Ove (2015)
Very good
Im definitely not going to be like Ove, he is a sad person that's why you need to talk to people and socialize or you are going to finish like this pathetic old man ok, i know that ge suffered but that's not fair for the rest of the people ok, he need to be a better person just like everyone because one day we're are alive and next day we are doom and we are no longer alive, that's why we need to make feeling better than this ok, so let's finish what we started and become a better individual in everything ok my darlings we need to be better than this ok lets just enjoy everything ok my guys...
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
Better than the first one but less Enjoyable
This is definitely better but that makes the sequel lest enjoyable because its no more "its so bad its good or funny as the first one" this is just a mediocre and boring experience to be honest, its better acted and it looks better but that makes the movie just average and that's kinda sad that's why I prefer the first one over this one, the first one it has more flavor and most substance and this one it just a better movie overall but lest enjoyable this is definitely the weirdest review you have ever read and that's kinda pathetic and sad to be honest but its ok I guess, lets just wait for the third movie.