Reviews

This movie, I'm not even sure how to even attempt to write a review. I guess the star of the show would be Del's mustache because you can't take your eyes off of it. It changes from scene to scene, it's hypnotizing. For a movie made in 2015, it has a 1970's feel to it in the way it was filmed, in the sleazy cast of nobodies who have no business being on screen, to the weird sexual stuff and finally the god awful effects. If you've read this far, watch this movie at your own risk. It's a big ol' nothing of a film that when it's over, you will be left with nothing but lost time you will never get back.

Typical Aussie setting, typical Aussie "you can run but you can't hide" type of film. Honestly, the acting wasn't bad at all, but the plot sucked. I said no spoilers because there's nothing to spoil. Some dude that seems possibly supernatural in some way by how he gets around and how quickly he gets around, but is some big guy with big guy breathing, clanking pans on his pack yet he seems to be able to sneak up on these people. The description says " three young biologists conduct research but when they encounter evil, science ends and survival begins." Well, is this "dude" the evil? Is it the marsh area they are in? Why does it seem like it's supernatural? Reading through the cast, the Swagman is the "dude" I'm referring to, then I see a "birdman" and was thinking maybe all of this is all for of this birdman creature that we never see, whatever that is, but nope. You get no answers, no story, no anything with this dismal attempt at a film that, at best, just leaves you uncomfortable.

Wasn't unwatchably bad, but fairly bad. The actress playing "Mrs. Claus" seems to have based her character on a blend of Harley Quinn and Baby from House of 1000 Corpses and didn't come off very well at all being so blatantly obvious what she was attempting to do. The lead FBI agent was trying way too hard to pull off a "Clarice Starling" but failed miserably and seemed to be reading her lines, pretty much like most of the other actors. Story was fairly predictable but was still just okay. Seems to be pretty common with the films where the directors, producers, writers act in their films. I wouldn't recommend watching it, but I wouldn't steer you away from it either.