This film is silly and is a terrible sequel to the first "Mechanic", but it's also incredibly amusing.
I'm on a bit of a Statham-watching streak and I've got to admit, I didn't enjoy "The Mechanic" much. It had some slick action, but I failed to care about any of the subject matter; this film is a lot more enjoyable---largerly due to the aforementioned silliness---but is a terrible sequel. In fact, it's got absolutely nothing to do with the first film, aside from Jason Statham's character sharing the same name and backstory. He's supposed to be the same character, of course, but he strikes me as a completely different person. In fact, from either trailer footage or promotional stills I half-recall, I thought this was a sequel to Statham's "Parker", not to "The Mechanic", which I'd never seen until very recently.
Whilst I didn't enjoy the first "Mechanic" much, and that's purely on me, it was well-executed, coherent, focused, and made sense. Conversely, this plot is flimsy and outright ridiculous at times. In the previous film, Arthur Bishop (Statham's character) was established as a somewhat sociopathic loner who had trouble connecting with those around him, despite having some sort of conscience. He is now furnished with a tragic and romantic backstory, a love interest, and a certain heroism that wasn't there before. This is why I'm saying the film is a bad sequel, and really does feel more like a sequel to Parker rather than to "The Mechanic".
To save the new-found "love of his life", whom he met two days ago and shared three conversations, a drink, and a shag with, and whom I initially suspected was a traitor---before I realised this film truly isn't related to "The Mechanic" at all---Bishop performs some ridiculous feats. Established in the previous film as a specialist in making his assassinations look like accidents, he is now forced to kill three dudes for the bad guy.
Firstly, Bishop infiltrates a maximum-security Malaysian island prison by posing as a serial sex offender and murderer. Not only do the Malaysian cops not beat the living daylights out of him (which, c'mon, they really probably would), they also let him keep his items, which are naturally the key to his escape once his inmate target is dead.
Our man then travels from Malaysia to Australia, cases out a penthouse fortress using a helicopter joyride and a faux flat viewing, and plots and executes an incredible "accidental" assassination... all in less than 36 hours, and all during daylight.
Bishop then proceeds to go to Bulgaria, which is always a source of joy for yours truly, a hot-blooded Bulgarian of the highest calibre. Arriving in the seaside city of Varna, Bishop goes to the roof of a non-existent hospital to scope out the Buzludzha monument, which has been taken over by an American arms dealer, and has an active submarine pen underneath. I was roaring with laughter. Not only because this national monument-cum-museum, which is located in the centre of the country (some 200 kilometres from Varna and the seaside; that's quite the sniper rifle shot you make there, Bishop!), but because it's never exactly clear how this American arms dealer took hold of the facility and how any of this is even remotely possible. Also, one nitpick: the fictional hospital in Varna is called "St. Augustine", but the English labels around the place refer to it as "St. Augustino". Dunno what that's about, it just stands out as something that isn't right.
Finally, in a very strange gambit that really should have resulted in Jessica Alba's death, Bishop saves her, kills the baddie, and saves the day.
In terms of acting, Statham is Statham. Tommy Lee Jones is present for a bit and seems to be having fun, and it's always nice to see Michelle Yeoh show up. Jessica Alba does what she can with the barebones character she's got. Though introduced as a "former special forces" girl, that detail is completely pointless and she hardly acts the part.
I just would have appreciated some more TIME. The plot never relents from its breakneck tempo, giving Bishop no time to fall in love with Jessica Alba, and not even enough time to pull off his assassinations in a plausible manner.
In short, this is a very funny ride that invites a certain degree of ridicule, but does feature some cool action scenes, and in all honesty, I appreciated the simple, by-the-book formula. A few extra editing passes in the writing room could have really made something out of this mess of a plot. Still enjoyable though, you should just know what you're getting yourself into.
In conclusion, I still think Statham is the best replacement for Bruce Willis we've got, and I wish he keeps making more action films. "Parker" was certainly better than this though, and I'd rather see films like that rather than this one.
I'm on a bit of a Statham-watching streak and I've got to admit, I didn't enjoy "The Mechanic" much. It had some slick action, but I failed to care about any of the subject matter; this film is a lot more enjoyable---largerly due to the aforementioned silliness---but is a terrible sequel. In fact, it's got absolutely nothing to do with the first film, aside from Jason Statham's character sharing the same name and backstory. He's supposed to be the same character, of course, but he strikes me as a completely different person. In fact, from either trailer footage or promotional stills I half-recall, I thought this was a sequel to Statham's "Parker", not to "The Mechanic", which I'd never seen until very recently.
Whilst I didn't enjoy the first "Mechanic" much, and that's purely on me, it was well-executed, coherent, focused, and made sense. Conversely, this plot is flimsy and outright ridiculous at times. In the previous film, Arthur Bishop (Statham's character) was established as a somewhat sociopathic loner who had trouble connecting with those around him, despite having some sort of conscience. He is now furnished with a tragic and romantic backstory, a love interest, and a certain heroism that wasn't there before. This is why I'm saying the film is a bad sequel, and really does feel more like a sequel to Parker rather than to "The Mechanic".
To save the new-found "love of his life", whom he met two days ago and shared three conversations, a drink, and a shag with, and whom I initially suspected was a traitor---before I realised this film truly isn't related to "The Mechanic" at all---Bishop performs some ridiculous feats. Established in the previous film as a specialist in making his assassinations look like accidents, he is now forced to kill three dudes for the bad guy.
Firstly, Bishop infiltrates a maximum-security Malaysian island prison by posing as a serial sex offender and murderer. Not only do the Malaysian cops not beat the living daylights out of him (which, c'mon, they really probably would), they also let him keep his items, which are naturally the key to his escape once his inmate target is dead.
Our man then travels from Malaysia to Australia, cases out a penthouse fortress using a helicopter joyride and a faux flat viewing, and plots and executes an incredible "accidental" assassination... all in less than 36 hours, and all during daylight.
Bishop then proceeds to go to Bulgaria, which is always a source of joy for yours truly, a hot-blooded Bulgarian of the highest calibre. Arriving in the seaside city of Varna, Bishop goes to the roof of a non-existent hospital to scope out the Buzludzha monument, which has been taken over by an American arms dealer, and has an active submarine pen underneath. I was roaring with laughter. Not only because this national monument-cum-museum, which is located in the centre of the country (some 200 kilometres from Varna and the seaside; that's quite the sniper rifle shot you make there, Bishop!), but because it's never exactly clear how this American arms dealer took hold of the facility and how any of this is even remotely possible. Also, one nitpick: the fictional hospital in Varna is called "St. Augustine", but the English labels around the place refer to it as "St. Augustino". Dunno what that's about, it just stands out as something that isn't right.
Finally, in a very strange gambit that really should have resulted in Jessica Alba's death, Bishop saves her, kills the baddie, and saves the day.
In terms of acting, Statham is Statham. Tommy Lee Jones is present for a bit and seems to be having fun, and it's always nice to see Michelle Yeoh show up. Jessica Alba does what she can with the barebones character she's got. Though introduced as a "former special forces" girl, that detail is completely pointless and she hardly acts the part.
I just would have appreciated some more TIME. The plot never relents from its breakneck tempo, giving Bishop no time to fall in love with Jessica Alba, and not even enough time to pull off his assassinations in a plausible manner.
In short, this is a very funny ride that invites a certain degree of ridicule, but does feature some cool action scenes, and in all honesty, I appreciated the simple, by-the-book formula. A few extra editing passes in the writing room could have really made something out of this mess of a plot. Still enjoyable though, you should just know what you're getting yourself into.
In conclusion, I still think Statham is the best replacement for Bruce Willis we've got, and I wish he keeps making more action films. "Parker" was certainly better than this though, and I'd rather see films like that rather than this one.
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