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3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
Simply Awful
Quite possibly one of the worst films ever made. Kevin Costner, Kurt Russell, and Christian Slater should have known better. Courteney Cox and Howie Long are suitable for this movie. Watching this excrement plop slowly onto the screen seemed to take about six hours. I left with my wrists bleeding.
If you like thin plots masked by plot twists made possible only by the characters being hopeless idiots, then this is your movie. If you like acting that makes Howie Long look like the star of the show, again, this is your movie.
Some people should not be directors. Looking at the filmography of Demian Lichtenstein gives us a clue about the quality of this film. He leaves us with a movie where not only do you fail to care about the characters, you end up rooting against both sides. I found myself hoping that with all the bullets flying that somehow everyone would end up dying, leaving us with a mercifully short 45 minute movie. Alas, it crawled on for 125 minutes. Was this movie shot or just pieced together from scraps of other movies discarded on the cutting room floor? This guy makes Ed Wood look good.
The bottom line is, if you haven't seen this movie and you think you might like it because you liked Bull Durham, Dances With Wolves or Escape from New York---STOP---this movie will make you dislike those films and anything else the people connected with it have done.
-2 out of 10