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8/10
From a dull young version,
20 March 2024
Fascinating to me that the only review here is from an account with no prior reviews or history. Also, what a confusing argument that the only way a character can be interesting is by being smart. Watch any Coen brothers film, I dare you.

Regardless, this is a messy, earnest, personally-driven little film that deeply understands modern-day alienation. What I love about Caleb is that he's constantly gamifying the world around him so that basic necessitates like making money, content, and human connections makes sense to him. But he's just out of touch enough that he's constantly setting himself up for failure. The world around him moves faster than he does, which as a post-pandemic piece of media rings really true for me.

Excellent call backs, subtle storytelling, and compelling performances makes this one to watch. While not the most accessible, and occasionally meandering, I believe this is one of Joel's strongest works to date.
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Hawkeye: Echoes (2021)
Season 1, Episode 3
10/10
Sound Mix
1 December 2021
This would be a small nit pick for most shows, but considering two of the main characters in this episode are deaf or hard of hearing, is it just me or is the sound mix in this show not that great?

A number of times in the chase scenes or in dialogue scenes the mix felt all over the place with no real care for anything diegetic. ADR feels slapped in with no real care. It doesn't ruin the experience of the show for me overall, but it definitely takes me out a little when they're trying to put me in Echo or Clint's shoes.
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Fargo: East/West (2020)
Season 4, Episode 9
10/10
Such a needed change of pace
17 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
How this episode ages for me is partially dependent on if Satchel Cannon does anything of significance in the plot in the final two episodes. That being said, I've loved the character growth we've gotten in episodes eight and nine. The black and white never detracted or added anything for me, but I liked how the contrast of the colorful ended presented the newfound dangers of the world from Satchel's perspective. The added humor of Yertle the Turtle being utilized in one of the earlier moments of the episode from one of the stupider characters we've seen on the show was an extra fun jab. This is more or less devolving into an unstructured listing of the things I liked from this episode, but to my surprise there were quite a few great moments this week, which I can barely say for the majority of the installments this season. We needed a break from the convoluted plot that never seems to progress and we got it in strides with a sweet farewell to one of the more developed characters in 1950s Fargo. Here's to your legacy living on, Rabbi Milligan.
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Fargo: Raddoppiarlo (2020)
Season 4, Episode 3
10/10
A significant improvement
6 October 2020
The first two episodes of this season were cluttered with characters we had little incentive to rally behind besides a few standouts (i.e. Oraetta, Ethelrida, and Doctor Senator). Episode 3 is still slow going, but besides the sore thumb that is Salvatore Esposito as Gaetano Fadda, the cast has ample time to shine in the first episode of the season that puts the characters first. I can now happily say I'm interested to see where this season goes and what conflicts will arise.

Ben Whishaw as Rabbi Milligan was definitely tonight's standout, even though Jessie Buckley as Oraetta Mayflower probably has the best scene of the season thus far. More Raising Arizona than Fargo, but I'm along for the ride. This all being said I'd like to petition for there to be fewer fart gags. Two in three episodes is good, we get it.
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8/10
Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say...
7 July 2020
...that you can skip this episode after the cold open.
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Harley Quinn: The Runaway Bridesmaid (2020)
Season 2, Episode 13
10/10
Exactly what you'd hope for out of a finale
26 June 2020
The wrap up for Season 2 of Harley Quinn has been rocky for some - relying on an overabundance of a perpetually beaten down lead character who is usually the focal point for the show's chaotic optimism, expansive gaps in logical plot progression, and resolutions to arcs that baffle the mind. For the record I have none of these problems with the show, but this is some of the concern I've seen.

That being said, ditching the engrossingly dramatic and over-the-top Darkseid/Dr. Psycho arc for the culmination of Kite Man and Ivy's wedding plans bring the show back to its roots. Our antiheroes are pitted against a mundane opponent in a ridiculous setting with the stakes being blown far out of proportion by both sides. This is where this show does so well! Commissioner Gordon is the perfect adversary to our leads because he's always overly eager to get his hands dirty, but never as prepared to do so as the equally energetic Harley.

Placing our superhero characters in scenarios that would incite violence for everyday people is a genius premise that has succeeded on this show time and time again (i.e. resort-riddled Themyscira, Tawny's talk-show, a college campus, the Penguin-family bar mitzvah, and now a rustic wedding venue). A bachelorette getaway, reality TV, frat parties, family gatherings, and marital unions are exactly the places you dread seeing your long-lost friend from high school or your estranged drunk uncle causing a scene that ruins everything, only in this world those scene-causers are Harley-frickin'-Quinn and Poison Ivy.

The scaled-down season finale (which might be the series finale, who knows) surprisingly brings old characters back into the fold while effortlessly bringing A-plots to a satisfying ending. While not everyone gets exactly what they want in the end, our characters will make it through.

Chaos is where these villains thrive and wether they get it now or later, they deserve the best.
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Harley Quinn: Inner (Para) Demons (2020)
Season 2, Episode 8
10/10
This goes from zero to...
6 June 2020
Harley Quinn can be an incredibly frantic, impulsive character. If this show followed anyone who was an ounce less insane, I'd say the pace of this episode is all over the place, as others have said, but because it's Harley -frickin'- Quinn, I felt like I was in the driver's seat along with her the whole time for a fantastic episode.

The show has never been afraid to throw you a curveball and not once have the writers backed down from a crazy decision. All of the insanity of the first half of the season comes to a head in what feels like the midseason finale. Gordon's arc culminates as be becomes the hero his daughter inspired and the leader Gotham needs and to see him and Harley go head to head is something I never knew I needed until now. It feels like the story this season set out to tell has been told, somewhat like when Harley got into the Legion of Doom halfway through Season 1. So that begs the extremely exciting question...where do we go from here?
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Harley Quinn: Bachelorette (2020)
Season 2, Episode 9
7/10
The poop song...
6 June 2020
This might be the saddest, most disjointed episode of the season, which is unfortunate because it comes at a critical time for Harley's arc coming into the back half.

Everything with the Cobb Squad - great. Perfect. King Shark's nautical escapades...probably the weakest C-plot of the show for me. The drama with Ivy and Harley comes at a perfect time, but since the comedy in the underwater cutaways falls so flat, nothing really alleviates the more dramatic moments of the episode.

This sort of felt like they were grasping at straws to stretch out the time in order to make the events of the next few episodes feel earned - like you've been waiting for them. I think this episode accomplishes that, but doesn't really give itself any legs to stand on of its own. A hiccup in an otherwise phenomenal season.
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Harley Quinn: Dye Hard (2020)
Season 2, Episode 10
10/10
Y'all really don't know how to stop complaining, do you?
6 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The last few episodes have been a surprisingly gripping improvement for an otherwise serialized, edge-of-your-seat, laugh out loud animated program. Harley's journey since her journey to Bane's therapy pit has hit a much more somber tone that we're used to, but it doesn't dispose of its humor or its characters to achieve its dramatic arcs. Nearly everything in this show feels earned, which is a great achievement for a show juggling this many moving parts.

Highlights of this episodes - I never thought I'd say it, but Sy Borgman?! Dr. Psycho and absolutely shredded Riddler who is voiced impeccably by Jim Rash come in a close second. I loved Harley's decision to not rope her best friend into another one of her back-against-the-wall escapades and the ensuing consequences. Christopher Meloni once again has my heart as Commissioner Gordon.

This writer, who also wrote Season 2 Episode 6, also known as the flashback Joker episode, clearly understands the underlying drama of the connections these characters have formed over the last two seasons, and it's rewarding to be building to what feels like it's going to be a satisfying conclusion.

In regards to the other reviews for this episode, there had to be a countering opinion to the other two nit-pick riddled reviews for this episode, otherwise I might not have written. The logic might not be sound behind the ethics of a certain character's big choice this episode, but do you really need air-tight logic in a show with a talking plant that smokes weed and para-demons that are at the whim of a brawl against an ancient grandmother? It's funny how people pick and choose when to complain about a show like this. It makes you wonder, in a world where every decision made by these characters made sense, would it be nearly as dramatic or engaging? I don't think so. Get over it and try to have fun.
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10/10
A personal favorite
8 May 2020
The formula for this season keeps surprising in unexpected ways. Even though it could be considered filler, this episode has a main theme consistent with the arc of the season and creates a scenario that plays out like a Harley Quinn-ified version of a classic Batman set up. Setting up Two-Face as the next big bad actually worked for me, despite him being the least engaging villain of the season thus far. This is Harley Quinn at its best. Really excited to see where the season goes in its back half. They better not kill Bane or I riot.
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Rick and Morty: Never Ricking Morty (2020)
Season 4, Episode 6
10/10
Screw your head on straight and watch this again.
4 May 2020
It might not be for everyone, but I was in love with this episode. I sincerely think this is in my top ten for the series at least. I keep seeing reviews saying the episode is too confusing, but tell me where you lost it or what exactly didn't make sense! The deconstruction of the story structure and the non-stop action fueled comedy is miles better than episodes three and four this season. Don't you dare compare this to Claw and Hoarder and the talking cat.
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Dave: PIBE (2020)
Season 1, Episode 8
6/10
Maybe this isn't the show for me...
23 April 2020
Not that this episode is inherently bad. It's just the first episode out of the first eight that I felt nothing towards. Not hilarity, not hatred, adoration, frustration, disgust, intrigue, empathy, amazement, all emotions other episodes thus far had brought me for better or worse. Yes, even What Wood You Wear? That little child in the wood shirt will win an Oscar one day.

I just kinda felt empty, as if these were all jokes I should be rolling on the floor over. I'm sure quarantine's not doing the best thing for my sense of humor, but I'm beginning to enjoy the episodes that don't involve Dave as much a lot more. I don't think I'm on the same wavelength.
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Dave: Dave's First (2020)
Season 1, Episode 2
10/10
Should have been the pilot
23 April 2020
Twisted, darkly funny, messed up, and provides a perfect payoff.

A narcissistic underdog and his ragtag group of friends throw together a struggling rapper's first live performance under the worst circumstances imaginable. It's like Larry David EP'd an episode of Atlanta (please never let Larry David do that). If the rest of the show chased after this tone it'd be much better off.

If you're just looking to dip your toes into the Dave pond, this is the episode to dip yourself into.
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Dave: Ally's Toast (2020)
Season 1, Episode 9
5/10
THANK GOD
23 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I was praying the the whole episode that Ally would dump Dave's diarrhea-riddled ass. Her speech is great, yes. The end is cinematic, yes. But if this show tries one more time to get me to empathize with this unbearable, garbage character I'm out.

Now that I've got that out of the way...

This show's greatest fault is implying that character arcs occur episode to episode without any of the succeeding episodes portraying any of the effects of said "character arcs." Dave says he'll change, but then the events of that episode are never referenced again. The only callbacks are to safe gags or the vague semblance of over-arching storylines.

It feels like the show is caught between wanting to be serial or more episode-to-episode, but its greatest fault is that it can't make that choice. Half the time it feels like it's going for one but flakes to the other when there could be an interesting story.

This episode would have been a seven, docking one star each for the diarrhea scene and how drawn out the bunny scene was.
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Game of Thrones: Winterfell (2019)
Season 8, Episode 1
9/10
Exactly what you'd hope for
15 April 2019
Despite the shortened episode count for season 8, the writers still acknowledge that what works about each season of Thrones is the gradual build to make the shocking moments in later episodes feel impactful and earned. While y'all are squabbling over whether you've seen the episode or not, I had a fun time!

Some crucial bits of information, some well handled references to earlier seasons and seamless reunions that don't come across as obvious fan service compared to season 7. Even if we don't get to the meat and bones of the season until half-way through the season, the writers have my faith and my viewership.

Side note, we all know IMDb is a toxic critical environment, if you want the number changed, make your own list in a Google Docs page or whatever you crazy kids use nowadays.
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House of Cards: Chapter 73 (2018)
Season 6, Episode 8
1/10
Will Go Down In Infamy
2 November 2018
I want to make it very clear that unlike most viewers, I was excited to see what the writers of House of Cards could do without the presence of their leading man. For the first four seasons, and the allegations surrounding Spacey, I was in love with this show despite a lack-luster finale in Season 3. However, I fell off after the first episode of Season 5 for many reasons. It felt as though the show couldn't surprise its viewers anymore, the politics of the show's characters were adapted and betrayed to parallel America's political climate, and after 52 episodes, the show had quite literally shown its full deck. Come Season 6, and Wright taking over as leading lady I saw an opportunity for viewers to experience something new. Doug, Claire, Tom, and countless other characters have been just as complex and captivating as Frank in the past, and while perhaps no one has as much gravitas, there's only so much of the same conniving practices that you can witness from a character before it feels mundane. Robin Wright, an acclaimed actress portraying a phenomenal character could very well take back the white house, and viewers hearts.

With that said I have never witness a show's thematic intentions, it's characters, and it's integrity be so utterly betrayed in its final hours. I feel empty in all the wrong ways seeing characters of the past six seasons thrown around like rag dolls because the ghost of Frank Underwood willed it so. Claire is somehow eclipsed in importance by her posthumous husband, despite the writer's seemingly adamant intentions to move past that plot point. Yet the Underwood name is the least of this season's troubles, as the final episode is truly the worst series finale since How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, or Two and a Half Men to name a few.

Claire, a strong-willed and passionate politician is chalked up to the cookie cutter image of what every male republican fears a woman in the white house would look like. I am not implying that I too share this political affiliation, more I am tumultuously disappointed that the writers could not muster a way in which to properly write a woman in power.

As for Doug Stamper, his performance in the earlier episodes of the season provide the only psychologically engaging moments of Season 6. Kelly as always knocks his character out of the park...until his calm, collected, dedicated demeanor is usurped and replaced in the last ten minutes with a cowardly, idiotically sociopathic, and exceedingly manipulatable shell of what he once was.

The hyperbolic politics, the patronizing ambiguity, the soap opera inspired final scene, and good lord, the agonizingly atrocious final shot of Episode 608 culminate to form what is undoubtedly one of the worst series finales of all time. Never has a fall from grace been this quick and this brutal.
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The Walking Dead: Start to Finish (2015)
Season 6, Episode 8
Overview of "The Walking Dead" Writers' Crutches
29 November 2015
Warning: Spoilers
I don't know yet if this is the best season of the show, because honestly, the writers are developing more cliffhangers than they are characters. But I do think it has been on par with Season 5 so far. I thought tonight's episode was great, and a solid episode for character development and tense situations all around. But what the fans really needed was a 90 minute episode. No one wants to wait until February to see any expectations get crushed due to inevitable hype. The cost of a great show like this being a game of cat and mouse between the writers and the viewers is straining people's willingness to stick with the story. Whatever outcome the Alpha Wolf has on Alexandria; Whatever the cost is of Sam making noise amongst the herd; However Glenn and Enid plan to infiltrate the walls and rescue Maggie, it all should have been in that last, imaginary, half-hour. When the show returns, and I guarantee it won't return to the Alexandria storyline at first, as is the common trait of The Walking Dead, all expectations of mayhem and gore just simply can't be met, even if the writers provide another miraculous episode like Too Far Gone. The writers continue to chose to leave fans wondering for gratuitous amounts of time and it puts a damper on great things to come. All of this being said, I think this Season is fantastically driven and that the mid-season finale was very compellingly written, but I hate to see the show do what every other show does now which leaves a disconnect in viewer-ship. The show is already beginning the Negan storyline, as shown in the two minute preview, before it's even begun to wrap up the "no way out" scenario back at home. Don't bite off more than you can chew and then spit what you can't chew in the trash before the audience can catch up Scott Gimple, please.
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The Walking Dead: Spend (2015)
Season 5, Episode 14
This is not what TWD is...but HOLY HELL!
15 March 2015
Warning: Spoilers
My grandparents came to visit this week and so of course they joined us in watching TWD tonight. My mom and I had just gotten done telling them how the show is all about the characters and things like that, when suddenly a grenade went off and it was all downhill from there (not in a bad way, but in a gory way).

This is by far one of the goriest episodes of the entire series and I don't think I liked that aspect. There was still plenty of character development with Gabriel, Glenn, Noah, and Eugene especially (all of whom haven't had much to do this season). But other than that this episode was written and directed in a completely different way than the rest of the series.

The episode went for a more classic, and mildly cheesy horror movie feel with the occurrences in the warehouse and the script was a little bulkier than usual (mainly with Carol's dialog). But let's dive into the nitty-gritty.

HOLY SHITE! RANDOM-SON-OF-THE-LEADERS AND NOAH!!!!!!!! (and maybe Tara? It's hard to tell). I was growing to really like Noah's character. At first he felt like he was only extra baggage after the Beth storyline, but I really thought he was going places. But after the extraordinarily traumatizing death scene, I'd say not.

There's so much to talk about this episode, but I'll stop rambling and mention my major pros and cons:

+++ Steven Yeun's acting ++ The terrifying deaths of Noah and the son ++ Eugene is a hero + Abraham saving the day + Gabriel the fallen angel + Damnit Pete + Rick and Carol working together + Setting up huge conflicts for the final 2 episodes --- Gratuitous gore -- Carol's clunky dialog - Killing off characters instead of bothering to develop them? (Tara?) - Abraham can be a little awkward of a character - Gore is never a vice for horror, but it is used to shock the audience in a cheap way - Carol's final line (isn't there just a prison you could put Pete in or something? We've had enough carnage for one sitting, thank you)

Verdict: Not the best written, not the best directed, but will certainly leave a huge impact on viewers Score: 8.65 out of 10
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The Walking Dead: Remember (2015)
Season 5, Episode 12
TWD sells us on what's new & improved (including Rick's shave)
1 March 2015
Warning: Spoilers
I'll keep this review quick just so I can explain why I liked this episode a lot. There have been plenty of episodes where TWD has introduced a new location or scenario. Plenty of these episodes have rushed their entrances (3.3 "Walk with Me"), fallen flat (2.2 "Bloodletting"), or both (5.4 "Slabtown").

However, some of these episodes have definitely hit the mark and this is one of them. Andrew Lincoln called this episode a sort of "pilot" and it certainly feels like one.

The direction is subtle, but great. This episode made plenty of suspenseful moments out of ordinary things to allow the audience to feel what our heroes are feeling. Andrew Lincoln especially rocks in this episode. For example, the way that he sits down in the interviewing chair since he hadn't sat in a regular chair for a long time (again, subtle directing).

All of the other characters either begin to adapt or fail to conform. The ladder is the case of Norman Reedus, who begins to look depressed donning the role of a man who knows no other way to live (very well might I add).

The new characters are well introduced as well. Unlike when they introduced Dawn Lerner's group, the new people are given personalities, but they aren't immediately made characters with a whole lot of depth.

We as fans can assume there will be more conflicts with the asshole from the supply run. We can assume that there may be something fishy with Deanna's leadership and her acceptance of Rick's group. In many ways, this transition into Alexandria will be a slightly gradual one.

Where did Rick's gun in the blender go? Does the girl that Carl has his eye on have a mission outside the wall? Will Daryl's lack of acceptance with the new world put him in a situation similar to the people Deanna mentioned that she kicked out? There are now enough unanswered questions where the show doesn't feel sloppy and it's definitely enough to keep me intrigued as a fan.

9.6 out of 10
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The Walking Dead: Crossed (2014)
Season 5, Episode 7
A Mixed Bag of Goods that Outweigh Bads
24 November 2014
Warning: Spoilers
This episode of The Walking Dead brings us back to a similar tempo to what we had at the beginning of the season, as opposed to the three previous (and mostly filler) episodes. This episode focuses on all three (now four) groups of survivors, and while each of their stories progress only slightly, it creates the perfect blend of everything we've grown to love and hate from this show. There is action and plan-making from Rick's group. There is the self centered and paranoid Father Gabriel, whom I love to hate. On top of that, I didn't even mind the very little time that the episode spent on Beth at the hospital, because it that storyline had been in an episode like Slabtown, that would have taken up half of the episode! If there was anything disappointing or uneventful, it was the stalemate Abraham's group that gave Rosita very little back-story, showed Glenn fishing, and had Abraham staring into the distance the entire time. My verdict is that this episode definitely got me ready for the mid-season finale with a reoccurring false sense of hope looming over my shoulder throughout. Now that we're all caught up with these characters, I can't wait to see how the hospital battle goes down, who turns on who, and what exactly Father Gabriel will do to mess up everything for the group. *One side note...where the hell is Morgan?* 8.75/10
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10/10
Amazing to the bitter end...or lager end.
3 September 2013
"The World's End" is the final hysterical thrill ride in Edgar Wright's "Cornetto" trilogy of films. The first two of these being "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz". Wright's fast-paced directing shines through Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's legendary comedic duo that nearly always presents audiences with gut busting laughs. Keep in mind that even though this is the conclusion in a trilogy, each of these films have had new characters, new plots, but the same cast and crew. For example, Martin Freeman and Bill Nighy have both had cameos in the two previous films and they manage to fit in here as well.

In this film, Simon Pegg leads his reluctant, old high school friends on a pub crawl in their home town of Newton Haven. Pegg plays Gary King, a self centered, nostalgic, jerk wad who will go to any means necessary to complete "the golden mile" of twelve bars. Nick Frost plays Andy, the opposing force and complete opposite of Gary King. He keeps to himself and only comes on the trip because of Gary's trickery and lies.

So as the pub crawl commences, the group and Sam (Rosamund Pike) begin to notice strange happenings around the town. About forty-five minutes in it is discovered that the peaceful village has been taken over by "robot-aliens-that-aren't-really-robots" referred to as "blanks" by the gang of friends and enemies. But the most entertaining aspect of all this is that as the stakes begin to rise, the group of friends become more drunk, and more ridiculous, and more hilarious.

The film takes no time to breathe and every frame is colorful filled to the brim and nothing feels boring or convoluted. Edgar Wright's fast transitions and writing keeps the film alive and exciting. The action sequences are the best I've seen in a long time surprisingly due to there always being something bad-ass or comical to gaze lovingly upon. The emotions that flow through you aren't just pure hysterics, your actually attached to the characters and the actions they make.

The last 20 minutes of the movie surprisingly address some unexpected underlined messages about technology and human behavior. It confuses you temporarily and may dull the finale's impact for you, but I was able to look past the rushed flaws of it and grin. It still seemed heavy handed to me however and didn't seem to fit the mood of the rest of the trilogy. But I applaud Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg for taking that risk with their script.

In short, "The World's End" is the funniest comedy of the summer in this reviewer's opinion. It's snappy script, eye-widening cinematography, and impeccable acting from Pegg, Frost, and everyone in-between, always keeps you entranced and in endless laughs.
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1/10
It's An Overall Failure
16 December 2012
Howard The Duck is based off an old DC comic. The story is that Howard comes from an alien planet filled with walking and talking ducks. Then, one day, Howard is warped out of his living room and into Cleveland, Ohio. Once Howard enters Earth, he tries to fit into society, which as you could imagine, doesn't work too well for him, that is until a rock star waiting for her big break, Lea Thompson, takes pity on him for some undesirable reason. After this, Howard is brought to a janitor/scientist, Tim Robbins, who is better known for his roles in "The Player" and "The Shawshank Redemption" but for this movie was nominated for worst supporting actor at the Razzies. Coming along to help wreck this absolute failure of a movie is Jeffery Jones from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, playing the scientist that is thrown into the movie for the sole purpose of being possessed by a weird ass demon. The supporting actors and other extras also seemed to take the sight of a talking duck pretty relaxed, but then again, it's Cleveland after all.

The character of Howard is at many points in the movie, disturbing and weird. You could also tell that the makers of the movie did not care if Howard looked real or not, because Howard looks like, and is, just a short guy in a duck suit. The relationship between Howard and Lea Thompson is one of the stranger things about this movie, especially the scene where the two of them share a little love. This 2 hour disaster is drawn out much longer than it needed to be, and near the end, I was sure that every scene would be the climax, but no, the movie kept dragging along. All special effects in this film are awful. The animations and locations looked like they were cut out of cardboard. Honestly, I don't know why these usually good actors and producer George Lucas decided to sign off for this utter catastrophe. Its only good aspect was that at times it was so horrible, that it actually made me laugh out loud.

I give Howard The Duck a 2 out of 10. For being a failure in every aspect, but for stupidly funny moments.
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Skyfall (2012)
10/10
Welcome Back 007!
18 November 2012
Warning: Spoilers
After the depressing letdown of Quantum of Solace in 2008, I was really anticipating an amazing return to the way the James Bond movies should be. And Sam Mendes delivered it on a silver platter. The movie starts off in an intense chase scene between Bond and an unknown character. With M on Bond's radio, she mentions the villain having a list they need and immediately you're hooked. With the exception of the first chase scene in Casino Royale, this is my favorite chase scene in Bond history. In the first 5 minutes you already have action, great characters, and exotic locations, which are three things a Bond movie can't prosper without. The rest of the cinematic shots in the movie are the same, bringing more great cinematography and locations. In one particular scene, Bond is fighting one of Silva's henchmen in a pit with a Komodo Dragon. Now any action star like Bruce Willis or Tom Cruise would have unconvincingly wrestled this beast to the ground, but does bond do that? Nope. He casually hops on it's back and propels himself out of the pit. Classy James, classy.

The seriousness of the last two films are still present in this newest installment, but they are combined with the old classic one-liners of the days before Craig. This is by far my favorite Craig movie yet, because in this movie they take Bond no where he's ever gone before; to a personal level. Craig carries this change in character with ease and makes you believe Bond is getting rusty. He's no longer the man that can jump of cliffs and buildings and land like a cat. Now, he clumsily falls like any normal human being. This is also a very different bond movie for Judi Dench who is wrapping up her role as M in her seventh bond movie. She seems to cancel out the majority of the screen time that the bond girls would usually have and replaces it with her undying determination to stop terrorists from destroying her country. M is as much of the main character as Bond and she handles that well considering that in real life her lines are read to her because she can barely see. Javier Bardem plays Silva, who is a villain to stand next to Goldfinger and Blofeld, only he's ten times more terrifying. His role convinces you that he can kill anyone and feel no pain. Even when he isn't on screen your still worried by his ominous and creepy performance. His main conflict is with M however. He believes it is her fault that he became what his is and there is where his delusional, twisted plot lies. He is one of the few antagonists that are actually equal to Bond. Supporting characters such as Q (Ben Whishaw) and Gareth Mallory (Ralph Fiennes) carry important roles that needed to be filled and played them well and should be noted. The bond girls in this aren't very important to the main story line, but they both carry their smaller roles well.

The cultural and memorabilia references in this movie are worth mentioning as well. In many scenes, Bond, M, and the new Q. They talk about exploding pens, ejector seats, and there's even a shot in this that is almost taken straight out of one the early Sean Connery movies. They don't hit you over the head with this idea, but it makes the true bond lovers smirk from time to time. Overall, I only had one or two minor complains with this movie that nearly weren't enough to change my review at all. These only had to do with speeding up the plot a bit, but it wasn't a big deal considering Skyfall is already the longest Bond film, clocking at 2 and a half hours. In conclusion, I must say that Bond isn't one of those movies you'll want to see for the heck of it. It is intense, but amazing. It is action-packed, but witty. It is the true follow up to Casino Royale. Double-0-Seven reporting for duty.
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