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1/10
-SPOILERS- Worst kind of stupid film-making... -SPOILERS-
14 June 2008
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I'll try to review this the best I can and that is by revealing exactly what I was thinking as I watched this movie, meaning that as the movie progressed I couldn't stop imagining the following situation: The producers and the director got together and the director went like: "-Hey, I got this idea for a movie..." "-What is it?" "-It's, like, a thriller... a supernatural thriller!" "-Ok don't tell me it's about a boy who sees dead people!" "-Ahmmmm, no... it's about... a... boy who... sees people before they die?!" "-Oh! So it's like one of those Japanese horror movies? I like that" "-Yes!" "-And this is because something that happened to him when he was only a baby" "-Yes!!!" "-And all this could take place in early 20th century Buenos Aires!" "-Ahm... yeah..." "-And let's call that super-hot Spanish actress Maribel Verdu to play his mother, but listen: her ass gotta show at least once! Remember 'Y Tu Mama Tambien'? That was a hit!" "-O...K..." "-Any other ideas?" "-Yes, I was thinking of this ultra cool inspector that recently lost his wife, but that doesn't REALLY matter, you know... and an abusive stepfather that will have to do something disgusting so that no one will like him... and also we could add some 'disturbing' images like dead children or something to compensate for the lack of atmosphere..." "-What about the killer?" "-Oh that doesn't matter! We'll just think of something... you know." "-OK, so the police will use the boy?" "-Yeah! And you know what's super-cool? THEY ALL BELIEVE HIM!" "-All right. Sounds great! Let's do it!" "-Wait! I still got other ideas like, a flying saucer will pass by the boy one time, and the killer will turn into a demon, and there will be a huge explosion, and..." "-No, no, no, well have to do it some other time, man. I don't think there will be enough money left for hairdressing anyway..." That says it all...
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Four Seasons (1975)
10/10
Pure poetry.
10 June 2005
I had never seen any of Pelechian's work before I saw "The Seasons" and that was crucial. The film is the closest you can get to written poetry and has such a beauty that grabs your every feeling from the beginning. It's pure visual poetry. I saw other films by Artavazd Pelechian after this one and I could be sure the guy is a master at what he does. "The Seasons" with a slow motion of a man going downstream holding a sheep. Strange? Absolutely NOT. You may wonder at first what he meant by showing people sliding in the snow and a horde of sheeps but by the end or maybe after a second time view, you get it. Unfortunately it can't be described with words. Only the soul can understand.
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9/10
A very significant piece of Brazilian Cinema.
13 April 2005
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When watching "Tocaia no Asfalto" you consequently ask yourself: Where has Brazilian and specially Baiano Cinema gone? It's a simple naive story trapped in a beautiful movie. The characters are crude and the theme is kinda dated, but everything is recognizable. The beautiful landscape from Salvador appear as never seen since previous "a Grande Feira" in all it's beauty. The innocence of the Hit-man - that won't shoot his victim and consequently save his life because he is inside a church - is very humane. After seen this very significant piece of Brazilian Cinema, I wonder if there shouldn't be more of it. Why has it stopped? It looks promising - maybe even more than other cinemas from other countries - but where is it? It faded, just like the life of the hit-man. Perhaps that's the problem. We where as innocent as he was.
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