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Detective School Q (2003–2004)
7/10
Your mileage may vary...
23 May 2021
It's pretty okay for a detective anime.

Personally though, I think the live action version is worth 2 more stars...
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Shirome (2010)
10/10
Misunderstood brilliance!
21 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This film is completely misunderstood. The movie is a hot mess, and to be fair you really need to have a pretty high tolerance for squealing Japanese Jr. High school girls to get through parts of Shirome. But the most important thing about Shirome is that it really isn't a horror movie, and to understand that you have to understand the films principle actresses, Momoiro Clover.

Momoiro Clover is part of Stardust Promotions, and some of the girls in the group have been in the industry since age 7. Idol's lives pretty much consist of work and group activities. These girls all went to a school for entertainers that was filled with other children who had no concept of the real world. Children in Idol groups are very good at just going along with things. A Japanese Idol has only one job, and that is to make the fans like them. They are in a constant state of fan maintenance, whether it's taking pictures for social media while they're eating lunch or participating is bizarre promotional gimmicks. So, they tend to just go along with anything, as long as they can look cute doing it.

On top of this, there is the cultural aspect of Japanese spirituality. Most Japanese follow the Shinto religion, and there is an incredibly rich cultural heritage that worships local deities and demons of all types. There are somewhere in the neighborhood of 80,000 shrines in Japan, and all Japanese people respect and revere these shrines regardless of their actual religion.

Add in a director who has a bit of a sadistic side, and these are, quite literally, the perfect conditions to convince 6 girls that a local deity that may help a budding girl group on their path to stardom actually exists. Well, I should say 5 girls. But I'll get to that in a moment...

Shirome is often described as a found footage film. What it really is, is the documentary of one of the greatest practical jokes ever perpetrated on a Japanese Idol group. There is no script because the only acting consisted of not letting the cat out of the bag. In fact, the director was discouraged from making the girls act by the groups manager.

Hayami Akari was the only girl in the group with any real acting ability. She was brought in on the secret just before the scene where the girls spend the night together in the studio. They needed her to increase the drama for the rest of the girls and to keep them focused. The director also wanted something to add special effects to later. Later, Hayami was asked to collapse in the scene after the concert for the same reason.

Other than that, the film is genuine MomoClo through and through. Even the scene in the car ride is genuine. Self-introductions are a part of Idol culture and is considered to be very important for people new to the industry. The reactions to the storyteller, except for Hayami's, are genuine. Their belief (or at least their willingness to believe) that a supernatural entity would either help them or destroy them is real. The girls obvious distress in the abandoned school was real. The concert they were asking for Shirome's blessing for was a real concert.

If the story behind Shirome seems a bit cruel, I suggest watching a few Japanese game shows. Pranks are part and parcel of the Idol industry. Shirome simply documents the most elaborate example. By the standards of the usual practical jokes played on Idols for the sake of their fans, Shirome is pure genius!
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10/10
Fun and memorable!
6 September 2020
Tofu Pro-Wrestling is just a delightful way to kill a weekend if you want something to binge watch! The beautiful girls of AKB48 really went all out on this one. This is a quirky little series that bounces between serious drama, comedy, action, and (in the manner of many Japanese t.v. dramas) manages to actually be pretty inspirational along the way.

It really hits the mark on every level.
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Mulan (2020)
7/10
It SHOULD have been amazing, but mysteriously isn't
6 September 2020
This being my 3rd Mulan movie, not counting the sequel to the cartoon movie. So my review is based on a comparison between the cartoon Mulan movie and the Chinese live action Mulan

If you liked the Disney cartoon of Mulan, you'll probably enjoy it. They even turned some of the song lyrics from the cartoon version into dialogue and rewrote some of the key combat sequences to make more sense in a live action movie. On the other hand, if you've seen the Chinese live action Mulan, then this will fall well short of the mark for you.

They replaced the dragon with a bird which honestly, they could have done without. It's more complicated than just changing critters for kicks, but I'm trying not to give away the reason for using this particular bird... Thankfully, it was a very minor and limited plot device. Slightly more egregious though, is the addition of another unnecessary character to fulfil a similar role.

The combat is VERY wuxian. So, if you liked the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or Dragon Blade fight sequences then you'll enjoy the fight scenes in Mulan. Lots of gravity defying FX and altogether unbelievable fighting techniques. But hey! It's a fantasy movie set in ancient China, so the action is standard fare.

I do have to give it props for being a great movie for kids, especially girls. That whole inspirational, "you can overcome everything life throws at you" theme comes out better than in the cartoon. I actually added a star just for this.

My issue with this film is that even though it's live action, it still feels like the cartoon version of Mulan. It lacks the gritty realism of the Chinese Mulan and the pace is sort pretty quick. My impression is that corners were cut with the plot because it is essentially a remake that most people know. Every familiar scene seems a bit clipped. Even the combat scenes are relatively brief for a live-action action film. Character development is minimal except for Mulan herself. You almost need to rewatch the cartoon movie so you can understand some of the important characters and sub-plots.

As for the cast.... and what a cast! Excellent performances all around! I have to say that the casting department did a top notch job.

I'm giving this version of Mulan 7 stars. The writing and directing is just too lazy to warrant more stars even in spite of the excellent acting and special effects. Since it is largely based on the cartoon movie there just isn't enough new content to oooh and aaah over. I also realize that many people reading this have never seen the Chinese version of Mulan. So, if my rating seems a little low, then my recommendation is to go find the better, grittier Chinese version for context.
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10/10
Astonishingly misunderstood!
4 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Oddly enough, Grave of the Fireflies is not actually a story about war. Yes, it's set in wartime and the plot revolves around the kinds of terrible things that happen in war. However, at it's most basic level, this is a story about sin and redemption. Even so, if all you get out of Grave of the Fireflies is that war makes you sad, that's okay. I hope, with this review, to help people understand the much deeper meaning of Grave of the Fireflies.

Spoiler Alert

Aside from the opening scene, which I'll get to later, the movie isn't particularly noteworthy until the children's mother is injured in a fire bombing and is taken to a makeshift hospital in the school. Up to that point the children are just children and there's really nothing special about their lives other than they happen to be living in Japan during the war.

The scene where Setsuko is playing in the sandbox at the school and Seita tells her to watch him while he jumps up on the arm bar and starts spinning around on it is the turning point in the film. After that pivotal scene, Seita begins to make all of the poor decisions that ultimately lead to the children's deaths.

Since the film is animated to highlight the perspective of the children, it's important that Seita's love for his sister is shown throughout the film. I think it tends to make people ignore what's really going on though. We're supposed to be sympathetic about a brothers love for his little sister, but the fact remains that even though Seita believes he is doing things because he loves his sister, he compounds every poor decision he makes by refusing to accept his failure to protect her.

After their mothers death Seita's attitude changes dramatically. He begins to lie to his aunt and doesn't work. When she sells their mothers kimonos. Seita accuses her of cheating him out of food. He eventually alienates himself from the only family he has. He leaves the home and becomes a thief to feed himself and his sister. When he can't steal enough food he takes advantage of the air raids and even cheers the bombers as they fly over because the bombing made it easier for him to steal food and kimonos. Even when his sister is sick from malnutrition and he's told to swallow his pride and go home because the rationing has made it impossible to live outside the system, he refuses to go home and become a productive part of society.

Finally, when he withdraws money from his dead mothers savings to buy food, it's too late. Up until the point where it's just too late to change their fates, the children could have been saved at any time if Seita had simply chosen to act responsibly.

There is a bit of story between Setsuko's death at the end of the film and Seita's death at the beginning. The war is over. Whatever happens in the missing time, it's clear that Seita was unable to find redemption in post-war reconstruction. We know this because he dies of starvation as an outcast from society in the middle of Kobe train station. His spirit has been broken by his own sense of guilt. In the opening scene of the film he is given life saving food that he cannot bring himself to eat because he believes he deserves to die for his sins.

The movie ends with a touching scene of a healthy looking, yet obviously dead Seita sitting on the hill above Kobe, as Setsuko runs happily to meet him. She falls asleep in his lap as they look at modern Kobe in the distance. Oddly, the two people actually killed by the war, the children's parents, are nowhere to be found. They have nothing to do with Seita's guilt and are of no consequence to him as he watches over his sister throughout time. The scene is not a joyous reunion in which the children get to live happily ever afterlife. It's Seita's penance.

The cause of every relevant tragedy in Grave of the Fireflies is not war, but pride. Every terrible thing that happens to the children after the death of their mother is the result of Seita's stubborn refusal to do the right thing. This is the real tragedy, not the war in which the events take place.
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Majisuka gakuen (2010– )
9/10
Come for the chick fights, stay for the drama
4 March 2017
Spoiler alert: This story is so uncomplicated that the title of this review is, in fact, a spoiler.

There are actually 5 seasons of Majisuka Gakuen. All of them center around a yankii (juvenile delinquent)school in which the students must carve out their place in the social structure with their fists. This is actually a pretty common theme in Japanese film, and it is probably the most ridiculous premise for a television show in the history of television. Majisuka Gakuen is unique as the story is about a girls only yankii school.

It is exactly what you might expect from that description with the exception of Season 3. 3 is an odd sort of alternative story line where the school is a prison. If you've ever wondered what the plot of a porno about a women's prison would be like if it featured psychotic, violent, teen angst without anything even remotely sexual season 3 will clear that right up for you. No matter how you look at it, season 3 was just a terrible concept.

I'm not sure off the top of my head who actually produced this, but Maisuka Gakuen is an AKB48 showcase. AKB48 is one of the most prolific Japanese idol groups around. There are around 100 members, and the girls take turns acting in each season of Majisuka. AKB48 is a singing and dancing kind of group. It's important to know this going in, because although some of the girls have done television and movies, for most of them this was their first taste of acting. There is a world of difference between Jpop and action movies. However, these girls are all pros. Every member of AKB48 has enough stage experience that Majisuka Gakuen winds up being an exceptional performance by a group of young women who are not really professional actresses!

I scored this as a 9 because it really is a brilliant example of the genre. I would say that even with the season 3 debacle, the overall quality of Majisuka Gakuen is easily comparable to the Crows Zero franchise.
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