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Baby Reindeer (2024)
4/10
The creator is the problem
23 April 2024
In a disturbing twist of events, a deeply troubled individual attempts to justify their role in enabling another disturbed person to become a stalker, all under the guise of being excessively nice. This unsettling narrative unfolds as a seemingly unfunny comedian shamelessly exploits the vulnerabilities of a troubled woman, all in pursuit of fame. Through self-aggrandizement, the individual paints themselves as a martyr of kindness, but the underlying tragedy lies in their manipulation and exploitation of vulnerable individuals for personal gain. This sad tale serves as a stark reminder of the dangers of unchecked narcissism and the insidious nature of people-pleasing behaviors.
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Bad Sisters (2022– )
4/10
Sympathetic
27 February 2024
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The women are a dream. I could watch Daryl McCormack in spice worldZ he is so dreamy. I will never understand why or how Claes Bang is in anything. That man is probably one of the worst actors out there. I can't even consider him an actor. Every time I see him in anything I'm wondering whom he is blackmailing and with what or whom he beds.

I loved the girl gang girl power theme of the show but unfortunately it is all based on the weak twist that nobody says to the ducking insurance people to duck off and stop playing detective. Had they done that from the beginning the show would exist. But it's just kinda stupid how these strong confident women act like five year olds on that matter.
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4/10
Vanity project
16 February 2024
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The rich and wealthy trying hard to prove -most likely to themselves- that their love is the real thing. Super childish ridiculous script. The characters and the dialogue is out of a Smurfs movie. Actingwise... JLo has only acted twice in her entire life. This isn't the third. Twenty million dollars to say that Ben Affleck is your other half is just twenty million more than what it should cost. Love don't cost a thing anyone? Super mediocre performances from the celebrities and influencers, including fake wannabe gurus. If it wasn't so ridiculous to a degree which makes it funny, I would have rated it one star only.

This is only for real hardcore fans. Waste of money and time.
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Feud (2017–2024)
4/10
First season was good
9 February 2024
I wish we could rate this type of series separately since they're not real one show. The first season, no matter how close to the reality of the whole actual feud it was, it had a story to tell. The second season is just a joke. Terribly slow. Boring is the key word. Waste of talent and good dog what a ridicule of Truman. It is a pity he isn't around any longer to write a terrible review of this ridiculous show. First season 7/10 but second season I've only watched two episodes and I am not interested to continue with it. It's 4/10. The actresses look amazing and having them all together seemed amazing. Well. It's not.
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A Beautiful Life (I) (2023)
5/10
The guy is a dream
3 February 2024
The guy is a dream!

And he sounds okay too. Terrible lyrics. Childish story. Mediocre acting. It's like that terrible gaga movie but nobody dies by drugs. It's not unwatchable but it's like smt from the 90s maybe. My cat writes better lyrics than these. I was honestly expecting the girl to laugh at how bad they were and the three people in the scene were awed like they just heard I don't know something like wannabe or smt. The subplot with the love with the producer was just meh. Everyone acts like they're ten when they're supposed to be adults. But the guy wow. I'm moving to Denmark. Plus I didn't expect it to be so sunny there.
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Good Grief (IV) (2023)
4/10
Vanity fair
12 January 2024
Nepo baby Dan Levy is milking the mediocre comedic series he made 1000 years ago which was not funny but peasant funny.

He writes and directs himself but not even himself can save him from himself. His mediocre television acting is not meant for movies.

He surrounded himself with talent to hide his but it only scream louder. He can't lead a commercial. It's a pity people with talent have to try hard against nepos.

I can't imagine why anyone would give him that opportunity.

Can't he stay at home and enjoy his money? Let actors act. Writers write and directors direct.

Stay away. It's boring and pretentious.
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Good Morning, Verônica (2020–2024)
2/10
Terrible dhow
2 January 2024
Very poor quality. Terrible writing. Boring acting. I bet they the writers congratulated themselves for their work but trust me it is terrible. I don't get where the positive reviews are coming from.

Very poor quality. Terrible writing. Boring acting. I bet they the writers congratulated themselves for their work but trust me it is terrible. I don't get where the positive reviews are coming from.

Very poor quality. Terrible writing. Boring acting. I bet they the writers congratulated themselves for their work but trust me it is terrible. I don't get where the positive reviews are coming from.
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4/10
Everything worked
29 December 2023
Great fun idea Great premise Nice setting Good fun characters Hot vampire Fun jokes Everything worked perfectly but the boring, godawful male lead. He was bad at acting by over acting. Spoiling every joke and every scene. Terrible. With a different lead this could work 7/10. That guy should be working as a plumber somewhere in a place nobody cares to know. Zero talent. Zero charisma. No good looks. I dont know how the duck he made it i the movie. Everything wrong with the film begins and ends with him.

It's a pity really.

Netflix plz think twice before letting him spoil another decent comedy.
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Grimm (2011–2017)
3/10
So bad it is only hate watched
25 December 2023
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What is the plot here? Basically nothing. Just another cop show. Only the detective can see animals figures in the villains and that's because he is a Grimm. Boohoo. It explains nothing at all. Other than seeing them, he has no superpowers. His character is boring and uninteresting. His girlfriend shouldn't even exist she add zero to the story and is the most washed out dull character I've ever seen. The special effects are the worst thing you have ever seen. It's laughable. That's how terribly bad they are. I had rated it 5/10 at the time but watching it again now, I feel like they really didn't know what they were doing.
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Saltburn (2023)
5/10
The not so talented mr Ripley
24 December 2023
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I know one can never truly love the talented mr ripley because Weinstein shoved Gwyneth Paltrow down our throats in the late 90s but this poor rip off even without Paltrow is just a wannabe that never manages to go anywhere.

Full of plot holes and easy solutions to lead the main character where they want him to go. But why? Was his goal just wealth? Originally it felt as if he was in love with the tall cute felix the cat which was understandable. But it went back and forth with that as well.

Also the setting was all wrong but it would be a complete ripley rip off is she placed it in a more accurate period. I mean yeah. They didn't have Instagram in 2006 but if you googled a name, some info would pop up.

Mediocre and too long. As always, Rosamund Pike and Carey were dreamy. They both deserve nominations. Carey was so good I would watch a spin off.
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Vigil (2021– )
5/10
Way too political correct
20 December 2023
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Great performances. Even by the ginger who is married to that bland boring games of thrones talentless dude. But it's way too ducking political correct to be any good. The villains are bad Russians because it's cool to loathe the Russians now due to putin and in the worse second season they're too afraid to place anyone as a villain so they created this imaginary place which is ridiculous in 2023. I don't know are the "villains" who are clearly good and not evil terrorists the Palestinians? It looks like it. The British are the actual villains? Well they haven't given us anything good since 96 and the spice girls. It's not a total pass but not as good as it could have been if they had balls to face the music.
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6/10
Didn't expect to like it
10 December 2023
If I'm honest I was just bored. I loathe Christmas holidays so I saw that as an opportunity to hate them more. It was actually rather cute and it works perfectly. Balanced comedy and horror. It's not horror actually it's as scary as gremlins. I don't get the R rating.

Everything works out perfectly except the father. He is Gad in every single way possible. Both the character and the actor who doesn't work.

I enjoyed it and usually I hate everything.

The kid was amazing and the step mom. The police officer is a dream.

Give it a try. It's like the best Christmas movie since die hard. It's a Christmas nightmare but cute.
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4/10
From bad to worse in a blink of an eye
5 September 2023
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We grew up with Steve Martin and his mostly silly.m movies but there were few masterpieces here and there. Martin Short was goofy too. Selena Gomez proved that you're never too young to plump your face with Botox and her performance is so stiff and wooden she could pass for a tree. The first season was watchable. A decent six out of ten. It hit a wall and went backwards after that. Stupid characters that don't like anyone. Not even each other acting like 7 year old kids. Is it supposed to be funny? Silly? Am I supposed to laugh at their idiocy?

The whole show, especially season three, feels like a "we're super rich and can gather our friends and make the dumbest show and people will be fed it and enjoy it because they have to coz of the big names.

Did he really put a goldfish.flusher?!?! Wtf?!?!

I downgraded it to four.

I don't know who actually enjoys this dumb shows and what it says about their iq.
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4/10
With an actual actor as the lead it could be huge
4 September 2023
This looks like a sequel to Angelina Jolie's Salt. It is nothing original. Nothing new but a fresh idea to the gender. But the leading person just isn't good at all. My grandma always said "when you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all" but I just can't comment on that wasted opportunity because of a miscast. Good directing and fast pace but the woman just can't hold the show. I understand they wanted some one lame and boring in hope we'd be surprised with the "big reveal" but didn't we knew already? Again nothing original. Good writing. Good directing. But needed a different cast. It would blow as a Salt sequel and it could work too. Reminded me a little of long kiss goodnight too. Like did she have to be a teacher? Did they just mix all the previous similar movies?
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The Powerpuff Girls (2016–2023)
6/10
Good gods people get over yourselves
29 May 2023
Adults, most likely in their 30s being mean girls to a show that was made to bring the same inspiration of girl power to a new generation.

Is it as magical as the original? No. It is not.

Is it any good? Yes it's great fun for adults and amazing for kids.

Great sense of humour and good spirited stories about friendship, sisterhood and positive messages. A decent update for the new generation!

I don't know what the duck is people's problem that they didn't use the same voices... I grew up watching the show translated either way so I was not familiar with the English speaking cast. I understand the nostalgia part but good gods you're grown ups. Love the amazing show we got when we were kids and accept this little gem for what it is. It is worthy of love too.
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The Holiday Sitter (2022 TV Movie)
3/10
Don't waist your time
29 March 2023
Super rich white people problems.

A snobby know it all white gay man goes to guncle kidseat as his stupidly rich sister goes to buy a baby. He falls in love with the hot super rich gay neighbour who wants to buy a baby too. My cat could have written it better.

Does Hollywood or in this case whomever producer think what we need is this as a representation?

Have real people and real ducking stories.

We need rea houses. Real men who simply like men. We're not all Carrie Bradshaw and certainly not living the American dream. People live in 50 squmeters houses and pay more than 50% of their salary on rent.

Try some honesty next time you're gaying up a white trash romantic comedy. Haven't we already watched that same crap story with straight couples like 1000 times?
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Three Pines (2022)
4/10
Lazy
8 February 2023
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Lazy. Slow. Too political correct and lost there. Everything seems to be happening in this damned village. The characters are extremely dull. Unintelligent. The dialogues are unrealistic and unrehearsed. People sound unnatural when they speak. They're a bit too over the top. Like in a play not normal taking. Molina aside the rest of the characters are super flat and unnecessary. The male cop and the woman. They're indifferent and uninteresting. The show could do without them. The stories are also too predictable. Three stories so far and it's the same thing. The dead person was worth being killed for whatever reason and the real victim was the killer.

Also some times it looks like it is dubbed. I don't know maybe it had been dubbed from French since it was filmed in Canada.

Not unwatchable but not good either.
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4/10
If you like Agatha don't watch this
7 January 2023
If you've read the books and love the character of Poirot don't watch this movie. I don't know how the duck her grandchildren allowed this to be released.

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The rest of the character appear smaller than the book with big Hollywood names to bring money in. Nice directing and editing.
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Pieces of Her (2022)
4/10
Is the daughter the most stupid character or is the actress's fault?
4 January 2023
It's a very intriguing story. Collette is a star and she can play Victoria Beckham in spice world 2 and win an academy award but she can't save this series by herself. The girls is boring and acts like a 12 year old. How much simpler can it be to follow her mother's orders?

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Why do kids act that way in American shows? Why do they think they can trust anyone better than their own families?

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I think I'd rather read the book then that show. It looks like a great story but I can't stand to follow this mediocre acting and silly directing.

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She Said (2022)
5/10
Great performances rather boring movie
27 December 2022
We've already heard the stories. We know everything there is to know. Rather boring characters. White wealthy women who through nepotism got high ranking jobs in newspapers and channels try to "save" the world from the evil Hollywood producers. Super lame and boring. What a waste of Carey's talent. That woman could play Victoria Beckham on spice world and win an academy award but this movie? Nope. Terrible directing. Worse editing. Again, boring characters like could their life be any more boring while working in New York Times? I love how they showed Paltrow. Another nepotism baby who didn't come out to speak because everyone knows Weinstein bought her Shakespeare in love academy award. Waste of time of a movie.
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The Outlaws (2021– )
6/10
Started with a bang but...
17 December 2022
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It started with a bang but I don't think they know what they wanna do with a story any longer. Way too many things taking place at the same time and so much uninteresting information. We're supposed to accept the leads are nice people when their actions in the second series prove they're not. Some plots are just going in a circle. Like the dude with his dad and their company. Jesus that's boring. Second season for his character is exactly the same. The tall lawyer and the lady gaga trying to improve him and him trying to help her get real. Also suddenly they painted the building when they were going to demolish it. Also they're selling drugs and the dude is thinking about a making a restaurant ? Jesus is a child writing this ? I had 8/10 for the first season and dropped it to six.
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4/10
Julia saves the day
27 October 2022
Idiotic story. How is it alwyas that young people put people they just met above their family they know their entire life?

Why is the Star Wars drug addicted lady's daughter still shoved down our throats?

When will George Clooney start acting again? He has been playing himself in this boring movie. Literally had it been two unknowns instead of Julia and George it wouldn't have matter as a movie.

Lame plot lame everything basically. I love Julia so I watched it. But skip if you can help yourself. It's a four at best but Julia truly is a gem.

I'm so sorry our favourite stars have come to this. To act to silly movies as parents to idiotic acting people.
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Riverdale (2017–2023)
2/10
Okay up to season 3
13 February 2022
Season four was meh.

Season five was idiotic. Terrible Season six? Looks like they've run out of ideas. Every episode is more ridiculous than the one before. They're even spoiling the magnificent Dark by bribing it into it. So sorry to have wasted my time watching it. Should have been cancelled.
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Murderville (2022– )
3/10
Ridiculously terrible
6 February 2022
Plain bad. Bad writing. Poor acting. Ridiculous story and dialogues. Also the stupid fact that the guest is reacting instead of acting is a very poor choice. Really. Not worth your time.
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The Afterparty (2022–2023)
5/10
A bunch of D listers
2 February 2022
A bunch of D listers Come together to prove that they are D listers for a reason. They only have one character in them and the same 6th grade sense of humour they had all their lives.

Not terrible. Episode one was okay. Smart idea. Terribly executed. Basically the same old stupid Americans do stupid things and we're supposed to laugh at them because we're feeling superior to their idiocy. If you have a sense of humour, pass this one.
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